Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier

[EmpressAngel]

I only see about five minutes of DBZ a week while I wait for the shows I care about to start, but I do enjoy that little fat kid from what I've seen of him.

Dan the Dan- Never get into a fight with your dick out. She's holding up surprisingly well. Spoke too soon, they're gonna steal your pussy. This shit is so ridiculous and I'm here for it. Sucks to suck, aliens. So y'all just picked that fight shrimp up from Space Uber or something? Beat their ass, Momo! I've had some shitty bosses before but this is a new low. BUSINESSMAN. I love how much Momo hates her. Oh shit it's a mantis shrimp now. And then everyone drowned. Oh great the Kaiju's back. And I said goddammit Loch Ness Monster I ain't giving you not tree fiddy. I love these idiots so much. Cracks me up that Turbo Granny can't swim. Oh my god just grow up and talk to each other. Shut up and make out already. Ride him like a jetski. Now get this boy some pants. I love that this is going bad for the aliens. Meanwhile this is the weirdest goddamn threesome they'll ever have. Look if one of these kids has to act as a meat shield I'd prefer it if it's the homewrecker. Teamwork makes the dream work, kids. Eat shit, fuckos. Now please get some clothes. Oh this would be a real unfortunate time for everyone else to come back...and right on cue. 

Bleach- Yeah that's just what this series needed, unlikable hoes who hate each other. Shinji's having a rough time. She may be annoying but I can respect her plan of "fuck it, just blow shit up." Let's watch Momo get stabbed again. Oh no, he's hot! Forgive the expression but I finally have a dog in this fight. Man, grandpa doesn't fuck around. I might get that man killed but at least he wouldn't have to be in Bleach anymore. The furry lover is disappointed. Sounds like bullshit but okay. Grandpa's gonna eat that heart. Well that was easy, bring on the next fodder. No fair you told me he can't die as long as he stays hot. This feels like a mean prank played on me specifically. Sorry dude you've been demoted to team pet now. What do you mean none of these fuckers are dead yet. Did...did they just eat their boss. I'm a simple woman, I hear "that escalated quickly" and I laugh and clap like a trained seal. Hey look, Nanao gets to do something. What the fuck is that guy. Oh christ he has a magic groupie. Alright you've worn out the joke you can go ahead and die now. I genuinely can't tell if this guy is wearing pants. Oh right, the Visored captains exist. Meanwhile Ichigo has moved a whole five feet. Are you a bad enough dude to save the Soul Society?  

Exorcist- Is this supposed to make us want her to get rescued? I can't believe Shima of all people was smart enough to pull this spy thing off. Bro she's gonna fucking hate you even more now. Shiemi doesn't know how to use a cell phone. I still don't understand Puppet Kid. Did they let him take the sword on a plane? What bonkers conspiracy is next, the Earth being flat? Sorry Charlie Brown your friend's been an asshole this whole time. Yeah cheer up you just got backstabbed by your best friend what's the big deal. Yeah bro I'm sure "I didn't look at your unconscious tits" is really gonna make her feel better. Oooh now it's finally getting interesting. Alright I'll give it to ya, shit's fucked up. Jesus christ what the fuck are you. I'd like to get off this ride now please. At least Mephisto continues to be a delight. Is that a Miku shirt. Welcome to Foxney World, kids. Glad y'all are having fun while your friend's trapped on Epstein Island. Oh fuck me, Pupper Kid got a larger puppet. Well I'll be damned, he actually did something. Now's not the fucking time, Shima! Wow, Shima fucking sucks.  

One Piece- That poor blind bastard is so damn confused. Congrats on your 5000 new kids, Luffy. Yeah I'm sure these randos have a chance at winning here. Adoption denied, guys. I enjoy Zoro's casual alcoholism. Y'all should have tried doing this ceremony with meat. He doesn't need a title he's just in it for sheer love of fighting dudes. See, Barto gets it and that's why he's king of the fanboys. Not now randos, we were having a moment! You're a good dude, Fujitora. Everybody drink! Zoro chugging in the background. Somebody might wanna get Leo to a hospital before he dies of alcohol poisoning. Fuck yeah, you party right now. Sai, shut up and go fuck your wife. Don't let Leo drive that bug he's drunk as hell. We can just start a new Navy with Fujitora and Smoker in charge. Aww Wicca gets to hang out with Zoro one more time. Who the fuck invited Bellamy. Show I swear to fucking god if you jam Rebecca's tragic flashback in here one more time. We should bring Moocy with us. Awww Dilf gets a good ending I'm happy for him. Law being forced to have fun against his will. Don't worry Law I'm sure this alliance will end any day now.

[PokeNirvash]

On 9/21/2025 at 2:30 AM, EmpressAngel said:

Jesus christ what the fuck are you. I'd like to get off this ride now please.

Forget the pigs; this short fat and creepy doctor dude fucks donkeys.

[hee-onk]

[PokeNirvash]

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the galaxy, born just in time to see the Dressrosa saga air in full on Toonami.

12:00 - Dragon Ball Daima #15 - Third Eye - TV-PGV
12:30 - DAN DA DAN #10 - Have You Ever Seen a Cattle Mutilation? - TV-MA
1:00 - Bleach: Thousand-Year Blood War #18 - Rages at Ringside - TV-14LV
1:30 - Blue Exorcist: Shimane Illuminati Saga #6 - I Can't Rely on Anyone - TV-14V
2:00 - One Piece #746 - The Numerous Rivals Struggle Amongst Themselves! The Raging Monsters of the New World! - TV-PG
2:30 - Lazarus (Subbed) #11 - Runnin' with the Devil - TV-MAV
3:00 - Naruto #35 - The Scroll's Secret: No Peeking Allowed - TV-14V

[EmpressAngel]

Thanks Blue Exorcist for reinforcing my decision to never have kids.

Dan Squared- HELLO NURSE. Okarun is a good boy. Aira sucks. Yeah sure that makes sense enough. We gotta find that boy's ball. Bitches be crazy, Okarun. I love these idiot kids. Her friends are great. Aw fuck you've started a witch hunt. Hey look, character develoopment! It's nice to see she's not complete dogshit. Oh hey, shrimp's still here. You okay there, shrimp? Oh my god the shrimp gets a tragic backstory. Hiiii grandma. Aww he's our friend now. I love the grandmas. Oh no tragic backstory. I'd die for you, Wholesome Shrimp Single Dad. Someone hug that shrimp immediately. This conversation killed me. For a second there I genuinely thought his blood was tartar sauce. Yaaaay we can save his son now! Oh that's why there's a cow getting abducted in the OP. Don't worry I'm sure the neighbors didn't notice that. This show is a gift we don't deserve. I love you, grandma. Oh hey, the other guy from the OP. A challenger appears! Well obviously we throw him at Aira and problem's solved.  

Bleach- At least if you die, you don't have to be in Bleach anymore. Mayuri continues to look fucking ridiculous. Captain Chesthair gives no shits. Nacho Libre here is already getting on my nerves. These sure are words you're saying. What little kid, that's a 50-year old grown man. Kubo shouldn't be allowed to name people anymore. Bah gawd, that man had a family. This guy's bankai is an overly pretentious interpretive dance. I'd be lying if I said I've never wanted to puncture my own eardrums during an episode of Bleach. Renji is really trying his hardest to look cool here. Oh hey, Rukia gets to be in the show again. False alarm, Rukia doesn't get to be in the show again. Oh fuck me the minion regenerates. Okay it'll be genuinely hilarious if the rest of this fight is that little guy getting offed over and over again. Gee if only we didn't let our best healer off herself in a sparring match with your own side. Oh, that's horrifying. I'm not gonna complain that you killed those creepy little minions but why. Alright that's new. Renji sucks so much even his bankai thinks he's pathetic. Credit where it's due, the show always has had some damn good music. Who could have guessed Renji can win a fight on his own. Meanwhile, this asshole. Nazi grandpa needs a nap. 

Exorcist- Her mother is unbearable, no wonder she grew up to be such a bitch. Your mom definitely fucked those foxes. Somehow, this is Naruto's fault. Oh jesus it's that freaky doctor creep. Yeah I'm sure you can trust that lady. I'm glad your shit mom is suffering now. Remember kids, don't let shitty men impregnate you. Remember kids, don't stick your dick in crazy. Congratulations show, you've actually made me feel bad for the unlikable bitch. Fucking Naruto. Yeah sure you can always trust the illuminati to have your back. On the other hand, new fake mom can get it. Hey at least your sister doesn't have to deal with this shit anymore. I'd like to apologize to hot new mom for not trusting her earlier. I can't wait to watch creep doctor get murdered. Well this just keeps getting more fucked up as we go. I hope Shima gets kicked in the dick repeatedly for helping with this. 

One Piece- Time for the traditional after-arc party. Law's got some pretty rough PTSD that's never getting treated. Oh hey Kaku, I recognize that nose. Hi Lucci. I like that the pigeon gets his own little fancy suit and mask. Again, Viola is welcome to stab me literally any time she wants. They're soooooo cute! I'm glad things worked out for them. Princess buddies! Oh my god the Usopp statue. Akainu can fuck off and Fujitora agrees. I appreciate that Tsuru has no time for flamingo bullshit. Shanks sighting! Hancock sighting! I hope all the celestial dragons die. Shit's on fire, yo. You don't get to make requests in jail you bird fuck.Who the hell is that? OH MY GOD THE SHIP. Gettin' real parasocial there, buddy. Going Luffy is the best boat. This is ridiculous. Nobody fucking invited you, Bellamy. To where now? I love Barto so fucking much. GOD USOPP. It's okay Franky you'll get there. Hey, Chopper's bounty doubled! Huh, what's up with Sanji's bounty? Ah crap it's filler time.