A question nobody asks

[death_by_motorboat]

Do you like imaginary sex or real sex more?

[Still Me]

Do you like imaginary sex or real sex more?

 

how the fuck is that even a competition?

[death_by_motorboat]

It's not.  It's supposed to have insight

 

into what keeps people wanking

[Mix]

I wank because my father wanked, and his father before him, and his father's father before him....

 

and Allah willing, my accidentally conceived son who was not aborted despite my many pleas will also wank...

 

for you see, I come from a long line of wankers....a tradition passed down the Johnson line of men (that's my name, Mix Johnson, don't tell anybody)

 

 

If you read that in the voice of Mayor Quimby before reading this, you are awesome

 

 

[death_by_motorboat]

So so many wanks gone by in your past

 

child, wank with the confidence that you

 

honored the family wanking tradition

 

Thousands of wanks will show the scars

[schmahxgn]

[glow=red,2,300]Real, but imaginary exists because some of us aren't fortunate enough to have good looks, money, and/or a winning personality to the point where we can bed a woman (or dude if you prefer) at will, silly goose. [/glow]

[CAC]

Real sex better, but hentai has perfect girls in every way.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

I am all about that real sex... it's kinda a daily thing.

[death_by_motorboat]

So you prefer real sex and fake relationship just to let you know a carnal need?

[death_by_motorboat]

Real sex better, but hentai has perfect girls in every way.

 

Sounds honest enough

[death_by_motorboat]

I am all about that real sex... it's kinda a daily thing.

 

I got two bitches at all times

[CAC]

Sounds honest enough

 

Well I always am.