Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 An animal that big, and all it eats is plants? I don't buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 i wouldn't stick your neck out because they are playing the long game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 They kick lions to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 http://unevenedge.com/dumpster-fires/would-you-tongue-fuck-a-giraffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Giraffes? MOAR LIKE TOWERING DINOSAUR COWS! Amirite?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Author Share Posted October 1, 2017 They kick lions to death. Great. Do they eat them afterwards? No. It's literally impossible to be cool and an herbivore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Author Share Posted October 1, 2017 i wouldn't stick your neck out because they are playing the long game Those puns are a bit of a stretch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Author Share Posted October 1, 2017 http://unevenedge.com/dumpster-fires/would-you-tongue-fuck-a-giraffe There was far less masturbation material in that thread than I hoped there would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Their necks can crush you l little man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Author Share Posted October 1, 2017 Giraffes? MOAR LIKE TOWERING DINOSAUR COWS! Amirite?" More like big tall stupids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Author Share Posted October 1, 2017 Their necks can crush you l little man So can a Ford Tempo. That doesn't make it suck any less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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