Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Posted October 1, 2017 An animal that big, and all it eats is plants? I don't buy it.
Raptorpat Posted October 1, 2017 Posted October 1, 2017 i wouldn't stick your neck out because they are playing the long game
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2017 Posted October 1, 2017 http://unevenedge.com/dumpster-fires/would-you-tongue-fuck-a-giraffe
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2017 Posted October 1, 2017 Giraffes? MOAR LIKE TOWERING DINOSAUR COWS! Amirite?"
Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Author Posted October 1, 2017 They kick lions to death. Great. Do they eat them afterwards? No. It's literally impossible to be cool and an herbivore.
Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Author Posted October 1, 2017 i wouldn't stick your neck out because they are playing the long game Those puns are a bit of a stretch.
Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Author Posted October 1, 2017 http://unevenedge.com/dumpster-fires/would-you-tongue-fuck-a-giraffe There was far less masturbation material in that thread than I hoped there would be.
Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Author Posted October 1, 2017 Giraffes? MOAR LIKE TOWERING DINOSAUR COWS! Amirite?" More like big tall stupids.
Skinko Posted October 1, 2017 Author Posted October 1, 2017 Their necks can crush you l little man So can a Ford Tempo. That doesn't make it suck any less.
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