Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 I had a random female ( maybe ) message me in one of my MMOs and we are having a good conversation where I am making a good impression. This isn't normal and the pressure to continue succeeding at social is killing me. Why do I have to be so damned charming sometimes?
Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 Guys! Help! She said she likes my personality. She's obviously a dangerous retard.
Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 Nudes would have been a good option. But thankfully she asked me about myself, which is my favorite subject. Thus the crisis has been averted. She has bailed.
Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 Damnit. Her friend is still talking to me. I don't have the mental energy to be interesting twice in one day.
Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 I'm gonna tell her about the time I clogged our sink the first time I got curious and shaved my pubes.
Distortedreasoning Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 girls love funny guys so you'll be fine.
Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 I don't think this one has much of a sense of humor. One joke about dead babies and she bails. Damn, women are complicated.
Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 I genuinely mean it when I say that was exhausting. Reminds me of the time in high school where two girls came over to the single table I would sit at in the corner during lunch and squeezed into the same seat across from me to ask me about myself. My mind is a total blank on what I said, but they never came back. I think they were dared to do it.
Distortedreasoning Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 i dont see how you get exhausted by that but whatever. learn from your mistakes and move on.
sahockeygrl15 Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 I think that's a good thing though? That you can be charming.. some consider that a dying trait
Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 i dont see how you get exhausted by that but whatever. learn from your mistakes and move on. I'm one of those people that don't do social stuff too well. Social Phobia is what it's called. It's really nerve-wracking. Think of it like being an arachnophobic sort and everyone turning into spiders that will crawl on your face if you don't say hello in their native tongue. Sexy until somebody gets a nostril full of eggs.
Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 Hamster hence walked and yikes after pointed urchin sank spelled kiwi this that sighed showed far one following. There's no way I can pay attention to what you are posting with that avatar.
Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 Ye gods she's at it again. Now she's talking about sports. I hate sports. Gehd stahp it. Staahhhp ittt.
Mewn Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 Start talking about your bowel movements. Or ask if she's on her period.
Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 I was on the brink of asking about her period. But she mentioned she was married. Crisis has been averted. Now to deal with her disappointment when she finds out that I'm the kind of person who bottles their own farts and sends them to relatives.
CAC Posted December 31, 2016 Posted December 31, 2016 Being married doesn't mean anything these days....
Azalar Hex Posted December 31, 2016 Author Posted December 31, 2016 Being married doesn't mean anything these days.... Don't drop a duke on my artificial safe place.
Azalar Hex Posted January 1, 2017 Author Posted January 1, 2017 Ah there we go. She not only removed me from her friend list, she deleted the group she created and deleted her character while I was away for a few hours. This. This is the reality I am accustomed to. Back to looking at boobs. ::scrolls up::
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