science has declared everything effects the brain liek cocaine and causes cancer

[Phillies]

And cocaine even causes cancer too!

[CAC]

No, not even cocaine!!

[Master-Debater131]

Life causes cancer

[Vamped]

.... So .... does this mean .... you should do cocaine because you're going to get cancer anyway?

[Phillies]

.... So .... does this mean .... you should do cocaine because you're going to get cancer anyway?

 

yes

[Vamped]

yes

I dont think I'd like cocaine ... looks like a bunch of people laying around leaving small children unattended. I can't get behind that.

[tsar4]

Nothing new.  In the 70s or 80s, some college researcher taped nickels to open wounds on lab rats...and you guessed it, they developed cancer.

[Vamped]

Nothing new.  In the 70s or 80s, some college researcher taped nickels to open wounds on lab rats...and you guessed it, they developed cancer.

 

Well I mean .... like who is sticking nickels in their body cavities for fun

[Phillies]

I dont think I'd like cocaine ... looks like a bunch of people laying around leaving small children unattended. I can't get behind that.

 

Just don't have any rug rats O0

[Vamped]

Just don't have any rug rats O0

too late

[tsar4]

Well I mean .... like who is sticking nickels in their body cavities for fun

I think their point was the absurdity of it all.  The DJ on the radio joked that it was a plot by the "laboratory animals" to make it look like everything causes cancer.

[mochi]

KYO-KYAINE!