Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 OUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Just sit on a judas chair, that will take care of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 Just sit on a judas chair, that will take care of it. I'd rather not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 OUCH! I would ask what the occasion is, but I think I can take a pretty educated guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 The occasion is I'm sick of dingle berries. X_X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I would ask what the occasion is, but I think I can take a pretty educated guess. Zeni's coming over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 Zeni's coming over! Well I do need a woman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Who shave's their butthole hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Who shave's their butthole hair? Phillies does, with a judas chair. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Try changing the way you wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 Who shave's their butthole hair? When there is a jungle growing down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 Try changing the way you wipe. OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Shaving your ass>Shaving your dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 Shaving your ass>Shaving your dick. Getting the hair off the balls is the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 My hair grows like a 13 year old boy, I don't have to shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Phillies does, with a judas chair. 8) Quick somebody tell me what a judas chair is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 Quick somebody tell me what a judas chair is! I am going to hurt someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I am going to hurt someone. I just wanna be enlightened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I just wanna be enlightened! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle I feel like i saw this in a porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 Well there were some good smuts from the middle ages now that you mention it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I don't know about that. They rarely bathed in those times, so I imagine anything other than vanilla vaginal sex would be exceptionally disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 I don't know about that. They rarely bathed in those times, so I imagine anything other than vanilla vaginal sex would be exceptionally disgusting. And 1000 years later not much has changed^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I don't know about that. They rarely bathed in those times, so I imagine anything other than vanilla vaginal sex would be exceptionally disgusting. ... I dunno ... people have been putting stuff in their butts since the dawn of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 ... I dunno ... people have been putting stuff in their butts since the dawn of time is this true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 is this true? pretty sure .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 ... I dunno ... people have been putting stuff in their butts since the dawn of time Indeed, but from our modern perspective, sodomy in those days was pretty nasty. No douches, so anything put up the ass would be smeared in shit. With oral sex, you'd have to deal with the fermenting smegma and . . . it's just too disgusting to describe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Indeed, but from our modern perspective, sodomy in those days was pretty nasty. No douches, so anything put up the ass would be smeared in shit. With oral sex, you'd have to deal with the fermenting smegma and . . . it's just too disgusting to describe. I feel like literally everything was probably smeared with shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 aka chocolate covered Leeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 You could probably wax your ass hole next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 OUCH! better than waxing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Who shave's their butthole hair? Gay bottoms.....sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I thought waxing would be easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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