Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 Just sit on a judas chair, that will take care of it.
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 Just sit on a judas chair, that will take care of it. I'd rather not.
Skiles Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 OUCH! I would ask what the occasion is, but I think I can take a pretty educated guess.
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 The occasion is I'm sick of dingle berries. X_X
Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 I would ask what the occasion is, but I think I can take a pretty educated guess. Zeni's coming over!
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 Zeni's coming over! Well I do need a woman...
Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 Who shave's their butthole hair? Phillies does, with a judas chair. 8)
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 Who shave's their butthole hair? When there is a jungle growing down there.
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 Try changing the way you wipe. OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 Shaving your ass>Shaving your dick. Getting the hair off the balls is the worst.
Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 My hair grows like a 13 year old boy, I don't have to shave.
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 Phillies does, with a judas chair. 8) Quick somebody tell me what a judas chair is!
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 Quick somebody tell me what a judas chair is! I am going to hurt someone.
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 I am going to hurt someone. I just wanna be enlightened!
Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 I just wanna be enlightened! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle I feel like i saw this in a porn
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 Well there were some good smuts from the middle ages now that you mention it...
bnmjy Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 I don't know about that. They rarely bathed in those times, so I imagine anything other than vanilla vaginal sex would be exceptionally disgusting.
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 I don't know about that. They rarely bathed in those times, so I imagine anything other than vanilla vaginal sex would be exceptionally disgusting. And 1000 years later not much has changed^
Vamped Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 I don't know about that. They rarely bathed in those times, so I imagine anything other than vanilla vaginal sex would be exceptionally disgusting. ... I dunno ... people have been putting stuff in their butts since the dawn of time
Phillies Posted December 29, 2016 Author Posted December 29, 2016 ... I dunno ... people have been putting stuff in their butts since the dawn of time is this true?
bnmjy Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 ... I dunno ... people have been putting stuff in their butts since the dawn of time Indeed, but from our modern perspective, sodomy in those days was pretty nasty. No douches, so anything put up the ass would be smeared in shit. With oral sex, you'd have to deal with the fermenting smegma and . . . it's just too disgusting to describe.
Vamped Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 Indeed, but from our modern perspective, sodomy in those days was pretty nasty. No douches, so anything put up the ass would be smeared in shit. With oral sex, you'd have to deal with the fermenting smegma and . . . it's just too disgusting to describe. I feel like literally everything was probably smeared with shit
Vamped Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 You could probably wax your ass hole next time.
mochi Posted December 29, 2016 Posted December 29, 2016 Who shave's their butthole hair? Gay bottoms.....sometimes
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