you all need to stop sucking your own dicks

[Naraku4656]

and for the women, stop sucking your own dicks

[Guest The Hound]

and for the women, stop sucking your own dicks

cant

feels good man

[Naraku4656]

I SAID STOP

[StarPanda]

No u

[Naraku4656]

you're too young for this conversation

[StarPanda]

Pftttt I've seen and done more then half of you here

[fuggnificent]

i seriously had a dream i could lick myself... was so happy..slurped all night...then i work up and texted like 10 guys cuz i realized i needed to get laid ASAP

[Naraku4656]

you're only 17, aren't you going to miss your bus back to school?

[Naraku4656]

i seriously had a dream i could like myself... was so happy..slurped all night...then i work up and texted like 10 guys cuz i realized i needed to get laid ASAP

"slurped all night" idk why this made me laugh

[StarPanda]

you're only 17, aren't you going to miss your bus back to school?

Nah I drive I'm already home

[Naraku4656]

Nah I drive I'm already home

at 17? wow, what a big boy thing to do! we're so proud of you

[Guest The Hound]

I SAID STOP

no i cant but atleast i spit

[StarPanda]

at 17? wow, what a big boy thing to do! we're so proud of you

Thanx dad

[Naraku4656]

YOU CUM IN YOUR OWN MOUTH. jesus. why. why. why

[Naraku4656]

Thanx dad

now do your homework

[StarPanda]

now do your homework

Nah im to cool for homework, I'm gonna go with Becky Anderson and get a shake and burger

[Naraku4656]

Nah im to cool for homework, I'm gonna go with Becky Anderson and get a shake and burger

after you study for your midterms

[Phillies]

the woman here are all futa

[StarPanda]

after you study for your midterms

Midterms thats for loosers dad we take full terms now

[Naraku4656]

the woman here are all futa

more for you to enjoy

[Guest The Hound]

YOU CUM IN YOUR OWN MOUTH. jesus. why. why. why

havent you ever kissed ur gf after and been like

 

 

haha gotchu

[Guest The Hound]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Naraku4656]

havent you ever kissed ur gf after and been like

 

 

haha gotchu

yeah but i didn't tongue kiss her after

[Guest The Hound]

yeah but i didn't tongue kiss her after

no no no no u just spit the whole thing in ur mouth

[Rogue_Alphonse]

I did a while ago, I have someone do that for me.

[Naraku4656]

no no no no u just spit the whole thing in ur mouth

wut

[Naraku4656]

I did a while ago, I have someone do that for me.

i've heard it feels less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking a dick

[Still Me]

and for the women, stop sucking your own dicks

 

if I had a dick I'd have probably tattooed it

[Rogue_Alphonse]

i've heard it feels less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking a dick

 

Nope, you must have been doing it wrong.

 

Like earlier when you PM'ed me on Facecataz and I didn't respond for a bit?

 

I was getting my dick sucked Did not feel like my mouth was on anything dick-like. At least this time.

[Naraku4656]

Nope, you must have been doing it wrong.

 

Like earlier when you PM'ed me on Facecataz and I didn't respond for a bit?

 

I was getting my dick sucked Did not feel like my mouth was on anything dick-like. At least this time.

things i didn't need to know

[Guest The Hound]

if I had a dick I'd have probably tattooed it

spaceshuttle?

[Naraku4656]

if I had a dick I'd have probably tattooed it

oww

[Still Me]

spaceshuttle?

 

na na...with a smaller less impressive dick...therefore whatever I was "blessed" with would look better by comparison...

[Still Me]

oww

 

I have a stiff belief that it wouldn't be that bad...then again I'm not a lil bitch when it comes to pain...

[Naraku4656]

I have a stiff belief that it wouldn't be that bad...then again I'm not a lil bitch when it comes to pain...

heh heh stiff

[Rogue_Alphonse]

things i didn't need to know

 

 

I know

[Naraku4656]

 

I know

excuse me while i blow my brains out

[Rogue_Alphonse]

excuse me while i blow my brains out

 

Hah.. blow...

[Naraku4656]

Hah.. blow...

heh jizz

[Guest The Hound]

na na...with a smaller less impressive dick...therefore whatever I was "blessed" with would look better by comparison...

no i ment pulling a quagmire and getting your dick tatooed to be the spaceshuttle

[Still Me]

no i ment pulling a quagmire and getting your dick tatooed to be the spaceshuttle

 

how bout a t-Rex...so I can answer the "do you even lift" question...yes...I lift all the time bebeh

[Guest The Hound]

how bout a t-Rex...so I can answer the "do you even lift" question...yes...I lift all the time bebeh

so your balls r gonna be super super tiny with little trex hands tattooed on them

?

 

 

[Still Me]

so your balls r gonna be super super tiny with little trex hands tattooed on them

?

 

fuckin yup

[God-Says-No]

i guess youre offering then

[Naraku4656]

im dead

rip