Do you ever get jealous of fictitious characters?

[Zenigundam]

I get jealous sometimes when I'm playing a game or watching a cartoon and there's a stereotypical male character who has an attractive blonde girl even though he's as smart as my mailman. For example, Nate in Uncharted, yeah if you played the newest Uncharted, you'd know there's a seen where he's in the living room with his fiancée and he zones out when she tells him about her day whereas I am more attractive than he is and would have easily listened to her bullsh-t yet this dunce gets the hot girl. Damn that gets me heated, f that lol.

[Ric]

Nathan Drake is a panty dropper, you can't compete with that!

[Skiles]

I get jealous sometimes when I'm playing a game or watching a cartoon and there's a stereotypical male character who has an attractive blonde girl even though he's as smart as my mailman. For example, Nate in Uncharted, yeah if you played the newest Uncharted, you'd know there's a seen where he's in the living room with his fiancée and he zones out when she tells him about her day whereas I am more attractive than he is and would have easily listened to her bullsh-t yet this dunce gets the hot girl. Damn that gets me heated, f that lol.

The cringe is strong.

[StarPanda]

I can't say i do

[bnmjy]

Wow, I really do believe you get jealous over fictitious characters. Good show!

[Kudasai]

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[Zenigundam]

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[SwimModSponges]

Fictional characters get jealous of me.

[Guest The Hound]

Sponges is jealous of his own fanfic characters lives. ;D

[SwimModSponges]

I can't very well be jealous of myself now, can I?

[MEXobiologist]

maybe she is programmed to know his dick is huge