SwimModSponges Posted July 6, 2017 Posted July 6, 2017 Pretty sure I've got a promotion in the future.
DragonSinger Posted July 6, 2017 Posted July 6, 2017 Get back here, SwimModSponges[/member], and provide details.
SwimModSponges Posted July 7, 2017 Author Posted July 7, 2017 Totally did happen, and today in an all-day interview thing with a bunch of the higher ups in the company, I'm pretty sure I got at least one of them to cry too. I'm a goddamn inspiration.
SwimModSponges Posted July 7, 2017 Author Posted July 7, 2017 No but I did mention it, so I still get points for that.
fuggnificent Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 No but I did mention it, so I still get points for that. I dont see why someone would cry over you lol
SwimModSponges Posted July 7, 2017 Author Posted July 7, 2017 Because I am able to harness the emotions of those around me. I'm like an airbender only better.
fuggnificent Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Because I am able to harness the emotions of those around me. I'm like an airbender only better. U a white male unmarried with no kids...guess you got skills lol
SwimModSponges Posted July 24, 2017 Author Posted July 24, 2017 Goddamn right I got skills, because I got the promotion today. Hooray me!
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Posted July 24, 2017 Goddamn right I got skills, because I got the promotion today. Hooray me! TELL US ABOUT THE CRYING Did you give a sob story about your life, or an overly emotional commitment pledging to doing the best work you're capable of for the good of the company bc that's what human nature is or w/e your retarded as hell wholesome robotic work ethic entails, or what
SwimModSponges Posted July 24, 2017 Author Posted July 24, 2017 Oh you know, my standard schtick about getting hit by a semi, spending a week in a coma, and learning to walk again. It tugs at the heart strings.
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Posted July 24, 2017 Oh you know, my standard schtick about getting hit by a semi, spending a week in a coma, and learning to walk again. It tugs at the heart strings. Oh okay okay, well played
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Posted July 24, 2017 Did you openly shed a tear or two while telling it, bc that's the hack to maximizing the tears from others.
SwimModSponges Posted July 24, 2017 Author Posted July 24, 2017 No but my voice did crack slightly. Stronger than tears.
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Posted July 24, 2017 No but my voice did crack slightly. Stronger than tears. FUCK you are a legend
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Posted July 24, 2017 Must've read one of your fanfics Don't be mean. You know no one has read them.
SwimModSponges Posted July 24, 2017 Author Posted July 24, 2017 One of my coworkers has read two of them, and another two started but stopped when they got to the dinosaur rape.
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Posted July 24, 2017 One of my coworkers has read two of them, and another two started but stopped when they got to the dinosaur rape. Well the dinosaur rape scene could have been done a lot more tastefully. I mean, a triceratops entering the raptor nursery and using each of its three horns to gently probe the unwilling raptor mothers while muttering about how he can tell they like it better than raptor dick, before goring them and bellowing THIS IS WHY I RULE JURRASSIC PARK is more than a little sick.
SwimModSponges Posted July 24, 2017 Author Posted July 24, 2017 It's actually a lot worse than that. A lot worse.
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