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Totally did happen, and today in an all-day interview thing with a bunch of the higher ups in the company, I'm pretty sure I got at least one of them to cry too.

 

I'm a goddamn inspiration.

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Goddamn right I got skills, because I got the promotion today.

 

Hooray me!

 

TELL US ABOUT THE CRYING

 

Did you give a sob story about your life, or an overly emotional commitment pledging to doing the best work you're capable of for the good of the company bc that's what human nature is or w/e your retarded as hell wholesome robotic work ethic entails, or what

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Oh you know, my standard schtick about getting hit by a semi, spending a week in a coma, and learning to walk again.

 

It tugs at the heart strings.

 

Oh okay okay, well played

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One of my coworkers has read two of them, and another two started but stopped when they got to the dinosaur rape.

 

Well the dinosaur rape scene could have been done a lot more tastefully. I mean, a triceratops entering the raptor nursery and using each of its three horns to gently probe the unwilling raptor mothers while muttering about how he can tell they like it better than raptor dick, before goring them and bellowing THIS IS WHY I RULE JURRASSIC PARK is more than a little sick.

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