SwimModSponges Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Pretty sure I've got a promotion in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Full story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Pics or it dint happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Explain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Get back here, SwimModSponges[/member], and provide details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Pics or it dint happen it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 asshole :poop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 Totally did happen, and today in an all-day interview thing with a bunch of the higher ups in the company, I'm pretty sure I got at least one of them to cry too. I'm a goddamn inspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 You showed them your fanfic stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 No but I did mention it, so I still get points for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 No but I did mention it, so I still get points for that. I dont see why someone would cry over you lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 Because I am able to harness the emotions of those around me. I'm like an airbender only better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Because I am able to harness the emotions of those around me. I'm like an airbender only better. U a white male unmarried with no kids...guess you got skills lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share Posted July 24, 2017 Goddamn right I got skills, because I got the promotion today. Hooray me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Goddamn right I got skills, because I got the promotion today. Hooray me! TELL US ABOUT THE CRYING Did you give a sob story about your life, or an overly emotional commitment pledging to doing the best work you're capable of for the good of the company bc that's what human nature is or w/e your retarded as hell wholesome robotic work ethic entails, or what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share Posted July 24, 2017 Oh you know, my standard schtick about getting hit by a semi, spending a week in a coma, and learning to walk again. It tugs at the heart strings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Oh you know, my standard schtick about getting hit by a semi, spending a week in a coma, and learning to walk again. It tugs at the heart strings. Oh okay okay, well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Did you openly shed a tear or two while telling it, bc that's the hack to maximizing the tears from others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share Posted July 24, 2017 No but my voice did crack slightly. Stronger than tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Must've read one of your fanfics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 No but my voice did crack slightly. Stronger than tears. FUCK you are a legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Must've read one of your fanfics Don't be mean. You know no one has read them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share Posted July 24, 2017 One of my coworkers has read two of them, and another two started but stopped when they got to the dinosaur rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 One of my coworkers has read two of them, and another two started but stopped when they got to the dinosaur rape. Well the dinosaur rape scene could have been done a lot more tastefully. I mean, a triceratops entering the raptor nursery and using each of its three horns to gently probe the unwilling raptor mothers while muttering about how he can tell they like it better than raptor dick, before goring them and bellowing THIS IS WHY I RULE JURRASSIC PARK is more than a little sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share Posted July 24, 2017 It's actually a lot worse than that. A lot worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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