quebecelegy Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Sure thing, Comrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 this is MURICA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 More like comrad, amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 More like comrad, amirite? that was Sophistry levels of terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 that was Sophistry levels of terrible I wish we had a bowing smilie, I would've used it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 *snorts while LMAO* That's cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Actually I lied, I sexually identify as a confused white male, mid-20s, who doesn't know how to talk to people in any meaningful way and will die sad and alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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