Seight

I'll allow it because A) funny and B) he's currently part of House of Torture, which for those of you who don't watch New Japan is just the DIRT FUCKING WORST stable possible. It shouldn't be possible to make Bullet Club uncool but they put in the work night after night to prove me wrong.

I have found myself thinking "Did they sell that car to you in [weird non-standard car color] or did you have someone paint it that?" before.

I think Tony Schiavone summed it up better than I ever could:

Have you ever been walking through the store and thought to yourself "Oh god, what if the 'purple stuff' in that old Sunny Delight commercial was Fabuloso" or is it just me?

Well damn, now he'll never find the real killers.

Usually in a bed.