You should troll them with the hours you're not actually watching TV.
"We did it! We found the guy who watches Motor Trend when endurance racing isn't on!"
Please understand our fine well it's a state shuts down if there's like... 2 inches of snow on the ground.
We got between 4 and 6 and none of that shit went anywhere for two days because it was cloudy and 13o for the high temperature.