Disposable Alt

To the funny farm.

Buying goods and services?

When something great happens, don't most people just say, "good"? The phrase, "good thing" could have fit as well. You're the one with profanity on your brain. Psychologists call it, "word association". Doctor would say a word and you say the first word that comes to mind.

Neither are "deed" or "Samaritan". I leave something out and you fill it in with profanity. That's your favorite, not mine.

That's another good.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-wronged-past-police-saves-052550166.html

Wrong state

Sound like the name of a punk band.