Chapter one
The day before Christmas
Everything was busy around the building of Godzilla tail Lounge agency the joyous activity of the holidays
Kagome walks into the room
What the hell are you doing said Kagome
Turning up the heat said Inuyasha
Turn it down said Kagome
Godzilla, Jr barges through the door
Merry Christmas said, Godzilla, Jr
fuck off said Kagome
Merry Christmas said Inuyasha
What do you want said Kagome
Invite you to my Christmas party tonight said Godzilla, Jr
I and Inuyasha are working late tonight said Kagome
On Christmas Eve said Godzilla, Jr
Yes said Kagome
The Noise of monsters roaring
Oh crap I am late said Godzilla, Jr
Godzilla, Jr runs out the door
kagomes fellows him
Monsters sing We, Three Kings
Dad what the fuck are you doing said Kagome
Singing Christmas carols said Godzilla
Why said Kagome
Charity for the poor Said Godzilla
Quit before I call the police said Kagome
You do know most of us are your clients said Godzilla
What does that mean said Kagome
You called the police on us you're fired said Godzilla
Kagome walks back into the building
End of chapter 1