Now taking requests
I'll do about whatever yall want in exchange for Venmo'ing me $5 or $10. Drawings, impressions, w/e. I'm not good at anything btw.
Will deliver, figure if I do a couple then maybe others will be more inclined to come up w things worth a few bucks for a chuckle to them
Can be anything as long as I can film it without irl witnesses/cameramen. Don't care if we're cool or I hate you or never talked before
Will say any direct quote aloud
Can draw whatever you want, in sharpie, on my bedroom wall. Will draw it huge, lot of blank canvas here. Can do it in a maniacal Bob Ross style. I'll be forced to look at it every day.
You can't pay me to not post, and no nudity, but acts of moderate humiliation are acceptable.
Will hurl myself off the porch crashing through lawn chairs
Will post a pic in gf's bra like people were requesting the other day
I can sing your favorite or least favorite song
I'll do it in character as whoever ya want
I'll go out and find whatever thing in nature you assign me within an unfair time limit
Will throw dog shit up into the air and catch it with my face
Come thru.