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It doesn't matter that she starts second grade this month, she was morbidly obese as a first grader a few months ago.

Hope the Secret Service interview goes well.

Don't need to have kids to know that 1st graders should not weigh 100 pounds

fuggnificent[/member] delete that damn post before you get fucking arrested. You know they're already watching you for that other thing. Fool

Clinically retarded

Thanks to The Road I understand that establishing a cannibal gang early is the key to survival.

He's retiring from spreading misinformation and doing nothing

All we need to do is share our friend codes and display names here and whip up a bracket and record the battles to upload so everyone can watch the clash of the titans. Be nice if we can do all that this week but this place moves slowly.

Wacked out Census lady carrying a laptop knocked on my door and had already bolted up the stairs back to her car in the 40 seconds it took to answer the door. I think my building scared her. She was like "oh there's six apartments here, what a mess." I hope she doesn't get this place condemned.

They're not going to let you back.

You must change that avatar. I don't care about all the other shit but we can't be having that.

Ragu pls

It's all good, I'll just go ahead and pencil you in as my first round opponent

That little asshole

Can't find that one thread I made months back because THE SEARCH STILL DOESN'T WORK So tag anyone you know who plays Sun/Moon so we can spar each other and hopefully get a quick tournament going to crown the Pokemon Master of UnevenEdge. All skill levels welcome (we all suck.) Carl Johnson[/member] naraku360[/member] stilgar[/member] God-Says-No[/member] HardcoreHunter[/member] Leon[/member] lupin_bebop[/member] blueraven1999[/member] monderraptorpat[/member] BUU8800[/member] Distortedreasoning[/member] mochi[/member] NSAID[/member] imchapp.in[/member] Mods PLEASE do not move this to the Games folder, FFA is the only one that gets eyeballs.

I washed my pillows today for the first time maybe ever Hoping the flea infestation has been dealt a fatal blow

Yeah the real worst case scenario if bucket doesn't pay him is the guy comes to his house and makes his mom pay him.

ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBEY-EY-EY

I have a box fan And my apartment is literally a cave

Mine rarely breaks $50 bc i don't use my AC

But if you didn't get him back though. He would stomp the sour piss out of you.

But if one of your brahs fronts you pills and you don't pay him back he will not hesitate to beat that big ass over $30

A joke huh Don't pay your pill dealer back for three weeks, see what happens.

He implied violence over $30

He literally said I know where you live, lol. Over how much, you owe him like $20 now?