Vela

omg I can't tell if it's cause I'm this tired or if you're rly that fucken funny XD

Sorry

me hang'n in there

STOP SQUITCHING!!!

I will do this because my insecurities don't allow me to disappoint people.

Imma call you crock-pot from now on

Ino I'm a riot at this time of morning I need to go to sleep

DON'T LEAVE ME, STRING BEEEEEAAAAANS!!!

Imma need that whole stick myself

... .. . ...somehow I'd still fall flat...I be like, "potato dumpling"...or..."sticky buns" wait say just "THE SHIT" in caps...like yelling? Wouldn't that across more like a question like I've suddenly forgotten wth's going on?

I'm like..."fuck...stop laughing at that and type, you're loosing you loser!" lolol

I do, I definitely do. I'm so glad you're hear to help me with that.

😄 ...is what I imagine your mom saying about you throughout your entire childhood.

Someone's get'n personal...the best fights are personal.

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you, panda bear.

I have a new rule. I must 'like' each and every one of your posts from this point on.

Are...are we fighting now?

Okay. Uhuh...makes sense. Aaaaaand... ... ... that's it, nothing else in the bag like maybe something to spread the butter on to?

Okay Simon. How did you manage to open the elevator doors on que?

It's been two hours. They went back to sleep. Lolololol.

I don't think I can help you much as I'm a white person who likes black people food. I make a nice shrimp gumbo...and I'm waaaaaaay up North, lol. Actually, I started making gumbo when I lived all the way up by Canada. Lol...so maybe the more I'm surrounded by whites the more "ethnic" I get with my cooking...to counteract things. Oh! One of my favorite dishes to make is the most racist dish I've ever heard of! It's called Moors and Christians - it's just a shit ton of spices, fried veggies, beans n rice but specifically black and pinto beans on rice that's been cooked in coconut milk. Hah HAH! Ridiculous and also delicious. Although yes. Yes we do eat a lot of pasta. I know sooooooooooo many ways of preparing pasta. How does Madison like hers? I used to love butter and garlic-salt on mine when I was a kid but that's not really healthy so my suggestion would be, if she doesn't hate spinach, throw a small handful of frozen chopped spinach into the pasta water to boil.

It is important to specify, lol.

Distorted is the MTG gamer, I'm just having fun. Although wtf, blew you off?! They be like, "Nah man...you're not cool enough for Magic the Gathering..." lol.