Vela

Why you laughing @fuggstop ? I actually have one of those. Although it isn't so much for my ass. And okay mine has kiddie sea creatures on it, but still.

*snuggles it*

I have my facewash in my shower. Oh, like one of those little pads? I have one of those too. Omg...I'd break out if I used that much moisture. In fact I use Shea Moisture body wash in the shower but I can't on my face because it'll break out. Oils are how it probably started getting into your eyes - if you shower at night before bed by morning time your body has been working hard to replenish any oils you stripped from it when you showered, which is why a lot of people wake up with super oily Tzones. But then if you shower in the morning and go off to work you usually don't get to wash your face again for hours and hours resulting in oil build up, every time you blink you're spreading oils. I've...never tried rose water, I remember reading about it somewhere though. Like you have the skin of a little old Italian nonna? Super soft and smooth like it's been aged in olive oil? Yeah...I try not too. Hmmm...I feel like how hard and how long you have to clean your ass for until you know it's clean is something you just know through experience...BUT if you have to see it to know then... tadaaahhhh!

LOLYEAH!!! So, things fugg can shower with, washcloths, wool sweaters, cotton balls, teddy bears, tennis shoes, white people...polar bears. However only white people can verbally tell you if you're clean when asked...so I'd stick to using either them or your brand of washcloths. The skin you...can't...see? You mean your intergluteal cleft skin? I'm telling you, the reason I can't use the loofah on my face is because I'd look like a Titan if I did! Maybe you just have way more supple skin than I have, mine is probably like paper compared to yours, lol. Me if I use a loofah on my face ⬇️

You're right, I can't visibly see the skin sloughing off when I loofah. But...my loofah's are pretty course...courser than most washcloths that I've come across so I kinda assume it's doing the job. Should also be able to tell by, Idk...the way I look and smell after? WAIT!!! LOLOLOL You can tell you're clean because your washcloth is WHITE. Lmao. I am white!!!! Mystery solved.

lol, yeah that's one way to spell, I think. And actually...you might be right. I only use the washcloth on my face. I use the loooooofah on the rest.

Yavol!

Tookus?

Like, on our legs?

Well what's his problem for busting your guitar and being an a-hole? Wait, I'm confused, does this baseball incident imply stability or instability? I may have implied I'm a good judge of mental soundness but truthfully I have a hard time gauging these things.

Wait what?! Get what?!!! OMGWUTSGUNNAHAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!

Because him being called a liar is also deprarious?

OMGosh...I literally typed almost that same thing but then deleted thinking that wasn't aiming high enough Now back to the monologue we're building...

There really was a misunderstanding somewhere in the last 40 min...

but what I can tell you

I love learning new words

lmao

Clearly you're too stable for us

I blame everyone, nobody's guiltless. Oh...I also blame Rogue's icon.

lol Just lay'n up on dem funbags.

How adorable is that baby...look at that little nugget exhibiting pareidolia and trying to touch her eyeball...

Well then by all means "hoot" all you like

threatening euphemism!

He's gunna need it, it's a sticky path to go down.

@GuyBeardmane It's your ideal soul mate that you fantasize about! Except... ...but you be like... ...sometimes even... So you go out and get a dakimakura... Or if you're like Akihiko Kondo you say 'fuck you convention, goodbye social life, I'm sorry family," and spend 18K on wedding involving.......... .........a holograph.