Vela

I. AM. ROBOT. ::proceeds to sing like an angel::

I feel safe here

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TOO MUCH IS ANYMORE!!! ::looks around. Points at self:: You're asking me?

As a true pessimist at heart this sounds incredibly optimistic!

It's sad that we can't be more trusting. Makes you feel like it's you against the rest of the world. I don't want to be at odds with over 7.8 billion people knowing that it only takes one of them to ruin everything. Sorry...that came out a little pessimistic On the flip side it makes it all the more special when you find someone you can trust in. must protect.

This just gave me Space Force vibes

Oh! Then Centaur guy! Cause Amouranth is a nice lady and all but I kinda feel like I could snap her wrists in half just by accident, so in battle Iunno...if this is D&Desque I could see her being useful with charm and charisma though...I guess it would depend on what type of character I was trying to be myself, this is hard w/o more info. Ooo maybe slutgirl has potion and magic points. Hmmmm, no...no Imma stay with Centaur guy because I'm never a tank so I'll need a heavy and like Seight said it looks like he can handle himself.

I've never seen The Last of Us. Is it about the zombie-ant fungi? Because that I've known about for a while now and have been terrified of it's prospects even since I'd learned about it.

In truth we came here because of you, and *points at your crotch* your pants. I was pointing at your pants.

No, I was saying the opposite. I was trying to claim I had nothing to do with this!

Right? That's a normal and not weird response for such a situation.

Shoulda written another disclaimer I guess.

What's so weird?

::looks for the clip where one bites a mayor::

I'm revisiting this because I've had some sleep and just read what I wrote last night. Now that I think about it the story is uninteresting because there's no story at all, I mean in my head there is but in actuality, no. HOWEVER! I shall embellish on my inquiry into unicycle porn and you shall see how uninteresting it was. THE STORY BEGINS but a decade ago [or maybe more, who can remember] IN A LAND of unrealistic expectations and unclear evolutionary explanations KNOWN AS...Midstoden! If you're in the Northern hemisphere. BUT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD IT IS CALLED...Thee Hub! AND IT IS THERE that our misguided and skeptical protagonist starts her journey. Itwentsomethinglikethis Him: Here. [adjusts laptop] Think of something, anything. It'll probably be here. Me: Okay. Felting! Him: What? Me: You know. Making things out of felt. Him: Okaaaay...yeah nothing on felting. But... Me: K. Then Unicycling! Him: Uh, there's bikes and...and I bet we could find clowns. Me: You said anything. All I see is the same thing. Him: I think you're missing the... Me: Gumball machines? Fish tanks. Ascot. Him: [sigh] Me: Cumquat? It's the perfect safeword! Him: Stop listing inanimate objects. Me: [silence] ... ... ... Dinosaurs. Why are you looking at me like that... Him: It astounds me how difficult you can be. Even with something like this. Me: Okay fine. ...Orthodontist. ... ... I swear I'm not being difficult! My first crush was on my orthodontist. Him: [sigh] Fine. [hits enter] Me: Oh. Whoa, no no. Taking that back, just put in mud wrestling or something and end whatever [gestures] this is. Actually...what is that... Him: This one? Me: Yeah that one there. And so her journey continued. But yeah, considering this was like over a decade ago it's quite possible the world may be over abundant in unicycle porn by now. I really don't know! Also THE END.

Maybe just change the subject title to Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n. And NONE of this was my fault.

Happy Groundhog Day!

a lot longer ::nods::

and not having them when you need them.

I'm not sure this is a General Discussion type of thing. And I'm certain it isn't on topic, even though there could certainly be a kink for pant pockets.

Guh, now I gotta look it up and everything... Got it. "Ron Whites" the guy who always wears black, cigar, lowball. Cable guy yes hat no sleeves. And I was right, Engvall's the one with cute smile, like his eyes do that arc thing when he smiles.

I said there is a story. But it's uninteresting! 😄

Oh, he's the other one with the cute smile, that probably doesn't help...the other one that doesn't wear the hat. Well I've got the right group at least!

Not so much for unicyclists...not that I've found at least. lmfao, there's a very uninteresting story behind what you're thinking to be true but is not.

Me here work'n it Somehow I feel my porn name is related to my facepube comment on the absorbent mustache thread XD I also feel like a catsuit would be written in my clause somewhere.