ME TOO! I do my best thinking (and talking to myself, and singing ((I spend far too much time, at a time, in the shower)) in there. But it dries out my skin and I have to put copious amounts of lotion on every time So once at night unless I'm going some place particular.
Convo as a kid maybe 10 or so:
Brother: *annoyed* There's only one shower. Why do you spend so much time in there?
Mom: You do take a long time in there. What are you doing for 45 minutes?
Me: Sometimes I pretend I'm reporting on the weather during a flood or tsunami.
Them: *blank stares*
Me: No really. *goes to shower and returns with a large hand-mirror* That's why this is in there!
Brother: I wasn't going to ask about that, but at least it explains it.
Me: *demonstrates while pretending to be pelted in the face with water*
Bo Burnham from the perspective of God in You're Not Going To Heaven:
"ðķI don't think masturbation is obscene
It's absolutely natural, and the weirdest fucken thing I've ever seen.ðĩ" ð
My cat sits in the doorway waiting. I don't think she likes the tile, or the steam.