Vela

That's why you use your fingers to make music! 🤣 Don't worry, from a different higher-thinking species' perspective I'm probably way more awkward looking than you

He's from Arrested Development. And like Gemini implied he's a "never nude". Lol. He's never completely nude. He even showers with tiny cut-off jeans on. ::saunters around::

<---funnier if you know this characters background I so smarts.

ME TOO! I do my best thinking (and talking to myself, and singing ((I spend far too much time, at a time, in the shower)) in there. But it dries out my skin and I have to put copious amounts of lotion on every time So once at night unless I'm going some place particular. Convo as a kid maybe 10 or so: Brother: *annoyed* There's only one shower. Why do you spend so much time in there? Mom: You do take a long time in there. What are you doing for 45 minutes? Me: Sometimes I pretend I'm reporting on the weather during a flood or tsunami. Them: *blank stares* Me: No really. *goes to shower and returns with a large hand-mirror* That's why this is in there! Brother: I wasn't going to ask about that, but at least it explains it. Me: *demonstrates while pretending to be pelted in the face with water* Bo Burnham from the perspective of God in You're Not Going To Heaven: "🎶I don't think masturbation is obscene It's absolutely natural, and the weirdest fucken thing I've ever seen.🎵" 😆 My cat sits in the doorway waiting. I don't think she likes the tile, or the steam.

You shower on a table?!?! When you think about it benches are just tiny tables for butts ::nods purposively::

More than zero less than two. And I was able to evade for medical reasons

I usually shower before bed cause I like a clean bed...I have duckies...but they're just there to sit and judge. ::turns the one wearing a hat towards the wall::

After reading this I'm not gunna say, don't wanna jinx myself.

They knows...they knows I'm you!

You're there checking it hoping by some miracle it's changed...or maybe your eyes were lying to you the last time, "No brain, I need you to recognize this is where we are right now."

I'd say I was disappointed by the lack of boob in your picture...but the pic you did post was very neat indeed.

We need more 'react' options...like laughing-face-palm. I settled with "thanks" 😆

Oh...should we post calming shit now. We're just here for you man.

Whoa! You popped up out of nowhere!!! 😄

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I think I'd prefer the relaxed over the insanity...I need more calm with my anxiety.

Quite alright, I mean...you're yelling at yourself.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I AM NOBODY OTHER THAN VELA. JUST VELA! ::triggered:: 😶😐😏 I'm okay.

Me too. Nighty night!

Nighty night atomic!

@The_annoying_one Wait, I edited original post it for more smart assery...

Nah...>.> I kinda liked it