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That's why you use your fingers to make music! π€£ Don't worry, from a different higher-thinking species' perspective I'm probably way more awkward looking than you
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He's from Arrested Development. And like Gemini implied he's a "never nude". Lol. He's never completely nude. He even showers with tiny cut-off jeans on. ::saunters around::
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<---funnier if you know this characters background I so smarts.
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ME TOO! I do my best thinking (and talking to myself, and singing ((I spend far too much time, at a time, in the shower)) in there. But it dries out my skin and I have to put copious amounts of lotion on every time So once at night unless I'm going some place particular. Convo as a kid maybe 10 or so: Brother: *annoyed* There's only one shower. Why do you spend so much time in there? Mom: You do take a long time in there. What are you doing for 45 minutes? Me: Sometimes I pretend I'm reporting on the weather during a flood or tsunami. Them: *blank stares* Me: No really. *goes to shower and returns with a large hand-mirror* That's why this is in there! Brother: I wasn't going to ask about that, but at least it explains it. Me: *demonstrates while pretending to be pelted in the face with water* Bo Burnham from the perspective of God in You're Not Going To Heaven: "πΆI don't think masturbation is obscene It's absolutely natural, and the weirdest fucken thing I've ever seen.π΅" π My cat sits in the doorway waiting. I don't think she likes the tile, or the steam.
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You shower on a table?!?! When you think about it benches are just tiny tables for butts ::nods purposively::
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How many times have you been summoned for jury duty?
Vela replied to Greeny's topic in General Discussion
More than zero less than two. And I was able to evade for medical reasons -
I usually shower before bed cause I like a clean bed...I have duckies...but they're just there to sit and judge. ::turns the one wearing a hat towards the wall::
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How many times have you been summoned for jury duty?
Vela replied to Greeny's topic in General Discussion
After reading this I'm not gunna say, don't wanna jinx myself. -
You're there checking it hoping by some miracle it's changed...or maybe your eyes were lying to you the last time, "No brain, I need you to recognize this is where we are right now."
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I'd say I was disappointed by the lack of boob in your picture...but the pic you did post was very neat indeed.
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We need more 'react' options...like laughing-face-palm. I settled with "thanks" π
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Oh...should we post calming shit now. We're just here for you man.
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Whoa! You popped up out of nowhere!!! π
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I think I'd prefer the relaxed over the insanity...I need more calm with my anxiety.
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Quite alright, I mean...you're yelling at yourself.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I AM NOBODY OTHER THAN VELA. JUST VELA! ::triggered:: πΆππ I'm okay.
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@The_annoying_one Wait, I edited original post it for more smart assery...