scoobdog

Not from you they don't. I'm sure they've seem their fair share of your soil mattresses and bloody sheets.

Can just imagine the stains that homeless dude is putting his face against.

Those things cost a lot of money. Anywhere from $600 to $1000 per exchanges, and if you don't exchange at least once in two weeks, they charge rent on those fuckers - like another $200 per week. The prices can be absurd. There is no way your landlady just parks one of those things at your complex so a couple or yahoos can save money throwing out their crappy furniture.

Roll Off It comes off the back of a truck with rails and has cylindrical casters on all four corners. It literally rolls off and on the back of the truck. Anything above 5 cubic yards is probably a roll off.

Show us a pic.

Did she tell you that over ice cream sundaes?

Bullshit. You would need a construction roll off to fit furniture, and those are hella expensive to just have sit there for weeks on end.

Someone's going to the laundry...

This. I got dinged for it.

Because you can't throw a mattress into ANY dumpster. It's a bulk item, and, someone has to pay waste disposal extra to pick it up.

No, if you wanted a new one, you'ld be sitting pretty, fingering yourself to your schoolgirl smut, waiting for the big burly mattress delivery dudes to deliver your new mattress and remove the cum stained abomination from your hovel.

I said new. Not "like new."

You're trading one unskilled job for the next. You would be a failure even if you stayed as a janitor.

In other words, he wouldn't.

You didn't actually buy a new mattress, did you?

Literally every single mattress store will offer to dump your old mattress for a fee if you get the new one delivered.

What kind of shitty mattress did you buy?

In his case, definitely.

Where to start: In a cashless society, Packard will starve to death because he won't be able to buy mystery meat from his favorite corner market. In a cashless society, Packard will become a drug mule by selling his half assed kanji characters and erotic school girl drawings for millions to cover the illicit sale of kava root. In a cashless society, Packard doesn't know his pension fund was busted because he forgot the PIN number to his debit card. I could go on....

Dude. Half the country laughs at his stupid antics and the other half thinks he's an idiot.

You. You are the best argument for a cashless society.

Correction: you get your news from a failed comedian?

So why didn't you have the guys delivering the new mattress take the old mattress?

Besides you, of course.

A comedian? You get your news from a comedian?