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I'll use my tai chi on you like

How 'bout you make me, Mr. Ego Crushed cuz He Was too Chunky to be Diddled damn, that's a long name....I'll work on that

Fite me

If accidental bjs are a thing, why not accidental masturbation?

Covfefee

I made this same mistake with Lopbunny, Gardevoir and Gallade. I know I made the mistake 3 times, which begs to question, at which point does it stop being a mistake

This has happened to me with Trent Reznor/NIN I think he might have a FB but a few years back his thing was Twitter. Maybe after Trump is gone I'll get one. I'm hesitant now cuz I know I'll follow him and lose my mind at every tweet he makes or re-tweets

I have a tumblr and so many porn girls are following me, all I wanna see is cute puppies and kitties. I never even use it anymore. I dunno, my facebook feed is full of whatever big quiz on what dumb ass avenger are you, or some shit, I dunno One of the reasons I wanna go to Twitter is cuz it's been to my detriment not having one. Example, when a favorite artist sells tickets to a show on a random street corner I can't take advantage cuz I don't follow them on Twitter.

you can't trust anyone on any days, never mind nowadays

All these years and I still never made a Twitter. I'm still salty over Ashton Kutcher being the most followed tweeter 9 10 years ago I think I'll eventually cave cuz it seems like a fun place

Princess Peach looks way different from when I was a kid

Twitter folks have no shame about their personal hygiene, or lack thereof BTW I'm hearing this debate comes from a show called, "You're the Worst" apparently one of the characters said they didn't wash their legs and their boyfriend (or male friend) was horrified by this revelation.

What's more horrifying is having non self-shaving legs that don't shave themselves all winter and when you finally get around to it, it looks like a Sasquatch was murdered in your tub! OH THE HORROR! OH THE HUMANITY!

I WANT SELF WASHING LEGS....THROW IN SELF SHAVING TOO PLOX

Oh! That's what this is about? Washing your legs vs. claiming they wash themselves as you shower?

of course, where am I supposed to wash them, in the sink? That's just silly, I'm not very nimble and there's a shower right there....

I have to get a new phone as well. I'm hearing my phone won't be supporting ios13 (at least that's the rumor) and that only means that it won't be long for PoGo to not be supported on my phone. I guess it's a pain in the ass to support all those different OS, I dunno....my phone isn't even really that old

I never seen nothing that nice in any Chile’s I ever been to 😆

That’s what’s fun about it. 💩

Nope. Weed creosote is #1 Funtime safe creosote

No, they aren’t cuz science

Again with the creosote. Stfu you get that from cigarettes too.

Detective Pikachu 7/10 visual effects were the entire movie , Pokémon looked great. The story itself lulled at points. Any scene not focusing on Pokémon you coulda just gotten rid of it 😆

The funniest part is the assumption that we would want him. 🤣

I’ll tell you when this gets tossed into Dumpster Fires