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off to google I go, brb.... yeah, from what I'm seeing they don't know why

I'm a basic bitch I just by Helman's the olive oil one. Usually lower fat mayos can go straight to hell too but this one, I can't tell the difference. It's either genuinely decent or a result of smoking for 20 years and I ain't got taste buds no more

I thought they wouldn't let her use the bathroom cuz she wasn't a customer

It's so gross

I'm laughing and dry heaving at the same time....fuckin people man

Part sex ed part learning to cook, I like it

I love tomato sammiches with mayo, not miracle whip though, that stuff can go fuck itself

I love tomatoes, especially the little ones, them things are like nature's candy

That's the funny thing about spaghetti, it's always too much. If there is a formula for the perfect amount of spaghetti to make, I have yet to find it

I hope they increase pokemon storage again as well. They can't keep introducing new shinies and expect us to have room for gen 4

Yeah but I was forced to ride it backwards. Biblical times were the worst. So glad that’s all over now.

I bet he didn’t even share the hemp with anyone and the asses returned with makeup on

Nope. I couldn’t even keep the golden calf for my troubles.

Me too but then I only heard “yanny” when I slid it back to the midway point.

Moses was a total dbag. He tried to take me as a wife once but I told him, “No means no!” and that’s why I’m not allowed into the promised land anymore 😬

DUN!DUN!DUN! can we got out to lunch after? 😆 nvm you’ll probably text me and I won’t know how to use my phone 😬😆

All my caravan got cholera or some shit in Oregon Trail. I thank Carmen San Diego for telling me what spelunking was

💩 I might be old but I’ll gladly introduce your ass to your own face 🤣

lol, oh Russia

I tell 'em, "Come smoke this blunt with me and we'll discuss the 500 reasons why you shouldn't"

i c wut you did thar

Tonight I'm sayin "Disco" three times in my bathroom mirror

Laurel, younger people might hear "yanny" if they haven't yet lost their ability to hear that pitch I take it back my older coworkers hear "yanny" they think I'm crazy I only hear" Laurel" the voice is saying "Laurel" but there's another pitch saying "yanny" so both are correct

Yeah but instead of a hook to the brain you get awesome stuff

WRONG BITCH