SwimModSponges

Woke up this morning and my back was killing me. Hoped i wasnt getting a kidney stone in addition to the seizures i had the other day. Turns out i probably just pinched a nerve really bad. Yaaaaaay.

Oh geez, now im on the spot. Well, in my Jurassic World story, end of chapter 3/into chapter 4, i introduce a character from the last story in the series who gained my universal control powers as well. My dialogue with him isnt great, but the confusion i pulled out of my character prior to the first meeting, as well as with Xavier and Beast during that time, well its pretty good.

Yes, its in a pinned threa entitled something about the writing competition.

Haha! So i remain the master punsmith!

Because I am secretly a transformer and have wheels.

It's good, but it pretty much only works with people who are familiar with the concept of phoenix downs. Still, it was good. You should be proud of yourself.

Pubic kissing. Pubic. Between them legs son.

I'm pretty proud of a lot of the dialogue that comes out of my fanfictions. Dialogue has always been a bit of a struggle for me, but I've gotten a lot of practice at it while fucking around with the X-men.

Nils Frahm is pretty dope.

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It closed after the individuals we were leasing the building from sold it out from under us. Its a horse supply store now, because apparently they needed one of those. Eh, worked out well enough, way better job now and i dont have to drive half an hour each direction.

Also, cleaning: for that price it should be automated. Removeable tanks inside the back, just above the hips. Press a button to disperse cleaning solution, seal the front opening, and use the bands to agitate and scrub, just like a dishwasher. Goddamn, that turns me on.

You need to read and review my fanfictions, thats what.

I NEED TO KNOW IF IM DOING THIS RIGHT.

All right, let me try to explain it: So youre going to startoff with the tube, like most strokers. Textured interior is a plus. Then you rig it up with industrial rubber bands along the length of the tube, each band is connected to a motor that can increases/decreases slack on the bands. Then program them to adjust the slack in sequence; you can have settings for all kinds of things. Like it rough? Set it clamped down all the way through. Rhytmic motions running the length of the canal to simulate a suction sensation? Easy. Simulate the vaginal contractions of an orgasm? Can do.

Which part? Was it the multi-banded rig? The schematics in my head are fairly straightforward, might be difficult to get on paper and probably more difficult to get on here.

If you really loved me, you would read my fanfictions.

Couldn't find any recalls, so I'm pretty sure that was gremlins, not a ghost.

Man, who the fuck knows at the moment. Panic attacks could be causing seizures, or could be a sign of seizures coming. /ends thread hijacking

Jimmy Fallon can go right to hell. That's all I have to add to the convo.

So hard I'm having seizures. yaaaaay.

Steve Brule was by far the best part of that movie.

Just taking a guess here, but "Not original content?" That is to say, not a joke that's been invented, a joke that's been heard and repeated.

First impressions: very few of them have desirable faces, the majority look like muppets. TPE is a pretty good material, holds up a lot better than UR3, the silicone models sound nice but you wouldn't be able to use a silicon based lubricant without melting it. Also I couldn't find any information on the innards, other than the metal skeletons. I'm just saying, for that price they should come standard with a pulsating, auto-lubricating vag. And not any of that "vibrating egg stuck up in there" cheap ass pulsating either. I'm talking about a full multi-banded rig programmed to variably increase/decrease vaginal tightness along the length of the canal. Amateurs.

You promised to read at least mine. Well I don't know if promise is the right word, but you said you would.