apparently tomorrow is ice cream sandwich day... AND IPA day.
i can't tell you how upsetting i find this combination.
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/ice-cream-sandwich-day/
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/india-pale-ale-day/
a fighter pilot
this is amusing if you've seen how thick my glasses are.
i started wearing contacts because even the super thin lenses were so heavy they wore a dent in the bridge of my nose.