nameraka

i might actually have to try these:

can i have cereal too?

like they had more than one...

and you're a better person for it. honestly. i've been sober for about seven months total since 1999. time to cut down before my liver rebels.

oh yeah. that is now totally a thing.

maybe eat a nice sandwich and see if that helps...

those of you who are horny, have you eaten recently? you might just be hungry.

i can't. that's not part of the plan.

drink enough before midnight to carry me through sober january...

tolerance is my issue. i took down most of a fifth last saturday night and only had a mild hangover the next day. yeah. i need a break. that's not normal. my plan for next month is to drink myself through the entire "republic of tea" catalogue.

the question now becomes whether or not i can consume enough alcohol this weekend to keep a low grade buzz throughout the entire month of january...

shit. now i have to do it.

they are. they are also quite delicious. i feel bad about eating them, but not bad enough to stop.

it's serious, isn't it?

is he like a puerto rican witch doctor or something?

i can't tell what's wrong with him. he's not moving and he smells delicious. should i take him to the vet?

well i guess the lone wolf rides... alone...

seriously? what do you do with your free ti... oh. right.

i would like to cut down, and sober jan would be a good start. i've done it before. honestly, as much as i drink, the first week is pretty rough. that should probably tell me something...

I've been told it's a good size...

It's like you read my mind. Or my email.

For those of you who "forgot" to get me something on the 25th...

I feel sober already.

Part of my problem, if it makes you feel any better, is probably the proximity of a university with a masters in library science program.

how many of you masochistic fucks are with me in this shit? seriously. i need a buddy...