nameraka

nothing weird really. crawfish? the mailman?

i kinda miss my flip phone...

i work out in the morning to sweat off the alcohol then i keep pumping caffeine into my veins to remain functional, so i'm so wired when i get home i have to drink myself back to sleep. that, and i devote a great deal of effort to thinking about anything other than my own life.

solid strategy. i do have one great grandfather who didn't get here until 1908. maybe i'll just claim him and pretend the rest of it never happened.

i've been hitting it a bit too hard of late. especially during the week. (which has to stop) for some reason it's just easier for me to stop for awhile than to cut back a bit. let my body reset, and i'll be able to go back to drinking like a normal person. at least for awhile.

my immediate family doesn't know that much either, but i was actually surprised how much i could find online. there was a lot of information researched by people i don't know, but am apparently distantly related to. the internet is sometimes a cool place.

apparently. they're both on my father's side, but they wouldn't have known each other. my great-great grandfather was a union soldier from tennessee, which was split pretty evenly between the two sides. i bet there were some pretty fucking awkward family gatherings in tennessee after the war ended.

yeah. i can handle a bit of crazy if she's cute.

that's actually a really good price especially at 10%abv. and apparently my grocery store carries it... oh... right... sober january. fuck my life.

not shocking since i'm from the south, but two of my ancestors fought in the civil war, apparently. one was a union soldier, the other a confederate. that... um... balances out right?

Also the present is bullshit.

Looked it up. Apparently he's got some mad dj skills.

Is Idris Elba. Someone explain.

fine. i'll buy it. i'll take twenty, but i'm not paying full retail price.

sesquioxidizing this is a thread about scrabble, right?

Nope. That which is lost is object of sentence. Use objective case pronoun.

yeah. my dog would like this to stop now.

is that a thing anywhere not in the south? also, this is the only black eyed peas song that doesn't suck. pre-fergie

whom

zeni.

wait... am i about to get high?

I've got half of fifth of scotch i'm not allowed to touch until feb 1 if you're interested.

*in whiniest voice possible* but it's the only thing i'm good at.