nameraka

you're right. i've learned nothing. 😟

1. hangovers only happen if you stop drinking 2. yes, life is essentially meaningless, but who gives a shit when your blood alcohol content is high enough to essentially make you flammable? 3. i am an AMAZING dancer 5. i am an alcoholic. 😕

how the fuck does he have subscribers...

shit. how did miami drop to like the 5th pick in the draft. are we tanking the tank now?

yeah, i have no idea why.

'fraid not. i'm stuck in the damn bible belt.

404

this. i finished a whole novel that day.

trying to do the same with alcohol at the moment. haven't been sober for a whole weekend in years. kinda wishing i had some weed about now...

Drink. Same as the good days. I need a new process.

meant to post, but got busy.

my shannon sharpe impression: skip! SKIP!!! SKIP. skip? skiiiip! SKEEEP! SKIP? SKIIIIIIP! SKIP?

al jourgensen (i'm assuming industrial counts) glenn danzig vince neil (yeah, i know. i just really like his voice. god you people are judgmental)

holy shit. holy shit. we're gonna win... wait, fuck. we're gonna win. 😩

i will at some point. kind of broke right now.

i don't go anymore. i hate crowds and want to leave after like 20 minutes. we could go for a hike though. there's a mountain about five miles from the house with lots of trails.

wife is at the renaissance festival with the mother in law. all caught up on the grading of shitty essays. it's just me and the dog. my first thought was go get a bottle of bourbon and burn a day replaying witcher 3, but that seems too obvious. so... what to do?

festivus is right around the corner, bitches.

so shiny...

tomorrow. *breaks into song from a beloved children's musical*

hey, i've been stressed at work and... oh. oh you weren't talking about my sexual performance. carry on then.

watch the final score be a damn tie. 🙁

holy shit. i love that song. it's on the internet? wow. the internet is indeed a strange and wonderful place.

my team sucks better than your team. 😛