nameraka

yeah, fuck that!

how can you advertise shrimp as deveined when you’ve removed the intestinal tract (along the back) but not the actual fucking vein on the underside. i mean, it’s called deveining for christ sake. i know, it’s perfectly safe to eat. that’s not the issue. words have meanings. if you don’t respect the integrity of the language, what do you respect? i mean language is the foundation of all thought. fuck. it’s like nothing even matters anymore.

moderately offensive

i just realized you can mathematically prove that wednesday doesn’t exist. Sunday is the first day of the week, Monday is the second, Tuesday the third, Thursday the fifth, Friday the sixth, Saturday is seventh. See, no Wednesday. it isn’t real.

i now have a yard. I enjoy yelling at people when they get too close to it.

you've found her castle. billy is there to congratulate you for finding it. he takes you to the throne room. the door opens and you behold the queen.

you get in. it’s a trap. this is actually the loverboy video. what do you do?

right! so i picked up a block of somerset vintage aged chedder (preferred selection, obviously) great stuff. really tasty. nice and dry and extra sharp. ooh and nice and crumbly. 8/10 would recommend.

No. I don’t think it was the oddly shaped tile on the bathroom floor of the fudruckers in overland park, kansas. i’d remember that.

That's probably it. I just need to make a post reminding myself to remember what to post.

Yeah. It was something about a hippopotamus maybe?