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For a while i thought spicy brown was my mustard of choice but lately i think i prefer the sharpness of stone ground dijon

When there's a bug in the room but your cat just wants treats and doesn't care about the bug so you pick her up and show her the bug and then she moves closer to the bug and the bug runs under the fridge and then she walks away

I'm am staring at my phone staring at ny phone at niiight all the time, looking it aaat, sometimes can think hmmm wahhen soon to go to beeedd, to brush my teteeeetheeeeth, but i looka t the phone internet on phone rectangle holding electro rect angle to look at, so many time my cat lying down make da smellybreath

Rick Moranis comin out of retirement

Seems kinda stupid to me when someone gives you a different number to call back than the one they used to call you in the first place

Ninja kamooey season twooey Guess it did well enough regardless of that recent award

SMORMU 100 YEARS

Every time computer updates and you wonder could this be the time it fixes that stupid thing it does

The concept of getting on a roller coaster to sit and scream for a few minutes

Sometimes in commercials it looks like a nice peaceful sunny time and i wanna go to there

Corn and mustard does not make custard

Cam footage of a clip was posted

Yeah heard about the oscars bullshit so wonder if other award voters are guilty also

Do we know if the people voting watch the shows they vote for lol

Every time i watch hot ones i know itll make me want spicy wings but best i can do is put my frank's redhot on something

Prescription drug commercial where the jingle at the end is just a guy loudly screaming the name of the drug