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Falcon crest is not toothpaste for birds

Mickey's overly detailed cgi buttons with the lip and stitching and crap still looks stupid to me

Eventoast Thoughts arrive like buttered toast

Imagine youre a pokemon trainer and you send out morpeko and you say ITS MORPIN TIME and you send out morpeko

Cicada noises always make me feel like I'm living in Evangelion You know the ones

Imagine the luxury of sitting on the toilet for 20 years because of your phone and not because youre still shitting

Since when did Michaels start selling gunpla If only they had a rg Hi Nu besides that regular Nu

These garlic knots are indeed too heavy on the garlic... tastes like paint thinner..

Stupid digitizer on my Surface it totally fucking dying can barely use this thing's screen anymore fucking shit wtf am i gonna do with this i have 0 experience replacing a surface screen plus it's not gonna get security updates anymore next month so wtf do i do now this making me not trust in buying a new one but theres reasons i chose it over a damn ipad anyway though ppl do still say it's nice for drawing but then theres the same software questions idk wtf shit ass fuck shit

Knock knock Whos there Ivanta girl Ivanta girl who Ivanta girl who knows what's best Ivanta girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes Ivanta girl with the right allocations

PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I started on galaxy and that's what ive been used to

The word spreadsheet sounds like youre doing something gross with a different accent

If your name haplens to be Samuel Orangutan Smith your initials are SOS

My brain before coffee amirite I've only been using the site on my phone lately, nothing unusual past 24hrs

Mental hell becomes mental health when you add hat to it This uselss statement brought to you by the wandering lobe association

It always seems so silly and stupid when athletes get season ending injuries in pre season training

Pet peeve when cartoon characters are still wearing their shoes when they're just hanging out at home

Am i rite fellas

MEANwhile what about NICEwhile