resurrected

I have bled for about a total of 7 hours today. And I'm still alive. Alpha as fuck. (Haha Zeni).

Dude, she died. Didn't you hear? Dee killed her.

You just now figured out he sucks?

Did you know that Dee died?

Nah she didn't. Your post was retarded.

Ahh y'all tree huggers.

It's hot as hell in Georgia. I envy you.

Fail.

No it wasn't.

Way too old to be part of gen z bro.

I’d rather be knocked out.

I’d say he’s actually gotta fuck someone to get a STD, but I suppose he could get one from a dirty toilet. That’s the closest to ass he’s gonna get anyways.

Nope. Too much to read.

Uhoh.

Want some Chinese? Yes. Yes it was. Yours. I shaved my balls too. It's back on your shelf.

Well, there is Gold in the name. Gold Toes. Calling my socks garbage. Pfft. Now you only get two.

Nah. It's actually a disposable women's razor. I don't spend much on razors since I don't shave my beard. I shave my arms. Yeah I'm weird. But I used to be in shape long ago, and kept them shaved, since I also have both arms sleeved with tattoos.

One of our cats likes to give little love bites. One doesn't bite at all. The other one is an asshole. And now my hand itches and is whelping up. I should sit on my hands for the rest of the day.

I just walked outside and sat down for a minute and the cat that is a bitch, came up rubbing on my leg. I reached down to brush her away, and she cut up my other hand. I'm done with my hands today. And that cat should end up as some General Tso's chicken. J/k.

I deed to you 3 socks and an antique bath mat. Don't say I never gave you anything.

Shaving. I slipped with it.

Yeah. I got it in two spots. One has been bleeding for an hour. I have it wrapped. It'll stop some time.

A razor. I slipped and sliced a piece off. It's all good. Not the first time.

and it will not stop bleeding. 2 bandaids and a paper towel wrapped around it. I can't type for shit now.