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bnmjy

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  1. You're totally going in, you wage slave. You need the overtime. (I'm obviously speaking from experience.)
  2. Go eat some trans fat . . . cock. Look, I made a juvenile pun too.
  3. Too bad, girl. You got nice hair that's going to be added to my scrapbook of women's beautiful hair that I shill cremate my body with. (creeping intensifies)
  4. Elliot Rodger had extreme narcissism, ass burgers, and a beemer. You have . . . autism. Well, good luck.
  5. You'll need to tell them about the judas chair one of these days.
  6. You don't remember before you were born. Odds are it's the same after death. I had to add a bit onto your optimism there.
  7. You mean 50 of your bizarre fantasies. Anyway, http://gawker.com/5955202/at-last-rod-stewart-breaks-his-silence-on-getting-his-semen-filled-stomach-pumped Many people mistaken his appearance for Barry.
  8. I'd donate 25 cents max, and only if it meant ffa would actually load all the time.
  9. That's Rod Stewart.
  10. I suggest making jagerbombs for old time's sake.
  11. I still remember that dentures thing you did. That was definitely you.
  12. I hardly use it too. Luckily for us on mobile, we don't have to see people using comic sans.
  13. You reveal the plot twist. "And then I realized I was in an alternate universe. I even have anime powers."
  14. Make asmb great again. Redirect everyone to a lastmeasure mirror.
  15. Why are you even mentioning that shit? A connoiseur with a rattail should only be using Garnier Fructis.
  16. I got 750 from the feds but I owed 150 back to the state. Oh well.
  17. I present to you, goatse!
  18. As that stupid song goes, WAKE UP YOU NEED TO MAKE MONEY.
  19. Here's my favorite anyway. It's more practical than flowery, which is probably why I really like it.
  20. I see. Deism. It's not like every Atheist is a fedora tipping neckbeard. Still, I'm not as open about it as I was when I was a teenager. People mature.
  21. Jesus was all about smoking Newports, drinking 40s, and snorting lines of coke off a hooker's ass, that is literally the harlot's donkey meaning he was into bestiality. So much for being without sin.
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