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Have you ever played one, or just leery because of so many incidents happening involving them?

Damn.

give me your best story involving a Ouija board. Tell me if you had anything weird happen while playing one.

Lots would sleep with you. You can slide into a conversation by mentioning your YouTube channel. Find someone who likes sci-fi like you do. I am sure there are groups of people on sites who discuss sci-fi and the like. Find someone you have something in common with. That's the first step. Then you can build a friendship easily, because you have something to talk about. Then, things can lead elsewhere from that point. Use humor. Make slight innuendo. Introduce it slowly. Be humorous from I'd say the second date on. You don't want to seem like a clown, but let her know you can be funny. After the 4th or 5th date, use your humor to introduce the innuendo. Saying something like, "I'd let you board my Enterprise" would be funny, and get your point across at the same time.

Meh. It's a fun and magical moment your first time, but it really is nothing to be worried about. Just lay on your back and let her start. Make her do the work until you get the hang of it. There's a lot of pressure involved going into your first time, but like I said, there really isn't anything to be nervous about. Once you're naked, you're halfway there.

I had a Butterfinger Blizzard last week. I ordered a mini, and they brought me a large. I ate it all. Because I'm a fat fucker and gave zero shits.

Or RogueDaddy.

This place is as safe as you make it. I feel safe here. But only when RogueGod is on watch. I think that should be Rogue's new name. RogueGod. Has a nice ring to it.

Most of the folks I know who are union love it. I think Walmart is the biggest union haters. They will fire you for mentioning a union.

Can't help you here. Most places I worked were anti-union. But I know several people who praise unions. Iron workers, welders, electricians, etc. Those hard working, dirty, can curse you out without taking their cigarette out their mouths types.

Just don't take dating advice from Zeni.

Tonight's go-to snack was a bowl of S'mores cereal.

None of this happened.

Nah. She wants you to eat chitterlings out of her anus, while she licks tuna off your sack. She likes for her dogs to watch.

There should be a virgin folder.

Ghost isn’t a virgin is he?

There’s no money in the basement.

You’d get more bang for your fuck with Martha Stewart. At least she hangs with Snoop.

You can give a few hours to Phillies.

Sweet.

I didn’t say you were.

If you like chicks with no top and a saggy ass, you picked a good one.

I agree. But I have never had worse pizza than Domino's. Maybe it was just the one I went to, because I have never been to another one after the experience I had there.

Scooby-Doo or die. And the Flintstones.

I'm a moron from Virginia. Fucking auto correct. I meant I'm a Mormon virgin.