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I didn't know you lived in Georgia too.

But you can do whatever you want with the exterior. Plant trees. Flowers. Shrubs. I get it though. Yard work can be exhausting.

That's always been my biggest fear. A door opening or closing on it's own. Nope!

I'm not a big believer in the paranormal either. But I know I didn't hear the sound when I was there, but my audio device picked it up. Sounded like it was right next to me.

I have it posted on Facebook. I'm friends with several people (not you, because you're an ass. J/k.) from here on Facebook. Maybe they will listen to it. I want some feedback.

Who's that behind you?

Punctuate your goddamn sentences. Jesus Christ. Edit? Pfft.

but I doubt it. I went to a cemetery last month and I was messing around with some audio and video equipment. Just seeing how it would look and sound. At one point, I turned off my light, as to get the full creepy factor. I am conducting an impromptu investigation, if you will, and I'm asking a few questions, just so I could hear myself when I played it back. When I listened to it, it was pretty basic. I had 4 video clips. Nothing until I got to the one where I turned my light off. Then exactly when I said "Just appear", there is a strange sound. A moan, or a groan, or something. Sounds like it's right next to me. I was alone. Completely aware of my surroundings. Only me in a cemetery. A very small one. I posted it on Facebook, so those of you who I am friends with there, go listen to it and let me know what you think you hear.

You can't pull the troops from Europe and strengthen them. Space exploration is so 1960's. Electorate a branch of government? Fuck Russia and China. I wouldn't mention Russia at all. Like ever. Korea? That never ended? Everything else though. Yeah.

Your run. Your call. But I think ghostrek's big dick mansion would be a nice name.

Maybe. They have panthers down there. A black panther was seen here a few years ago. Not sure how it got here, but it was here. In Georgia. Of all places.

And armadillos. And foxes.

We only shoot what we are going to eat.

No it's not, but the Millennium Falcon would be cooler.

We have plenty of guns. Rifles. Pistols. Shotguns.

Haha

Your first move would be to change the name of the White House to the Enterprise.

That's all that's here. We live in swamp land. Nothing but countryside and swamps. We have had alligators in the yard before. Actually tried raising some once. But they all left. Raccoons. Possums. Coyotes. Bears. Bob cats. There actually used to be monkeys here. A circus boat was traveling down the river many, many years ago, and the monkeys escaped. They were around for years, but none spotted in a long time.

Maybe....

Yes. It is. I have to weed eat around EVERYTHING in that big bitch. And that's just the backyard. And only part of it. The front is even bigger.

You see a dude whackin it at a urinal and you have no balloons? I am sad now.

There are definitely some edibles outside. EDIBLES.

That's when you should sneak up from behind, and slowly let the air out of a balloon. To make the squeaker fart noise.

Maybe they are bipolar, and manic. You don't know.