midnight

(Already left)

It would leave a sticky, cheesy mess, true enough. reeses pieces are awesome, but I am partial to Reese’s cups. I actually make them from scratch, so I don’t buy them anymore.

Uhoh. (slides out before it’s too late)

Wait. What. I was talking about some milk duds, now there’s duck fucking?

I hate you. (Must run to store and buy all the shit I don’t need). I haven’t had milk duds in forever! Little bites of deliciousness. With some Cheetos.

You have triggered all the hungers!

Now see, eating tuna is right there with cat food for me. Not that I’ve had cat food, but damn. Disco eats tuna a lot, and the smell makes me wanna barf in a bag and slap myself with it.

I like the crunchy and the puffy ones. Fuck I’m hungry. Thanks y’all.

It’s homemade. Not the store bought shit. It’s gooood. But I could go for some Cheetos as well. Fuck. I can always go for Cheetos.

I’m wanting some chicken pie right now, but I’m too comfortable on the couch to go get some.

I love how people post a topic, then disappear. Fuck this thread.

I remember 35. A little.

35? That's all?

*Shit covered in pubic hair* *makes note. Will use this on Facebook.

You have a way of making the word retard sound so endearing.

Zeni works in a soup kitchen, where Packard comes to eat soup out of Zeni's asshole on the weekends.

Cause you said you ain't scared. No point, if you're gonna ride it out.

That is awesome news. Win/win.

I'll go on Xbox and flood him with birthday wishes, while he is in the middle of Rocket League or Skyrim, or whatever games people with cats on couches play.

I'll get to higher ground, but...no.

Gonna come up the panhandle of Florida and cover the entire state of Georgia and South Carolina. So, if it's a category 3 when it makes landfall, we will get tropical storm force winds and heavy rain, with the possibility of tornadoes. According to the local weather stations anyways. And you aren't far from us, so we are in for some rough weather late Wednesday and Thursday.

I hope Edge is gonna show up on Smackdown 1000 next week. It wouldn't be complete without one of the greatest Smackdown competitors of all time.

It's a category 1 Hurricane at the moment. Expected to be a 2, maybe even a 3 by the time it makes landfall.

Happy Birthday, blueraven!

Fuck Columbus. The only Edge that matters: