fuggnificent

write down yer list baby ..momma going to the store!

gotta mah food stamps.....shopping spreee!

you think everything is gross. shut up.

just ban everyone. ban us all. how posting in a field like cattle?!

hes really out of it

the sooner you get help the easier itll be

the dvr now autohops thru commercials and messing around with it i discovered you can browse the cast of whatever your watching and if u like a certain actor you can make it record anything that comes on that has them in it.

phillies would never!

people with black holes for souls

oh did that years ago when i banged some stranger in the back seat (spacious af!)

my daughter's toys dont like me. they say things like "net her!" or scream if i touch them

phillies why havent you inboxed me? has our love grown cold and as dead as paul walker?

see, i dont put other women down irl. i lift them up. got about 3 people new jobs where im @ making more money...plus...thats automatic friends to help pass time, yaayyyy this job is really hard tho have to pass an exam every week for the first 4 weeks or they fire you so cant really goof off

then youd only end up working with a bunch of idiots

your burrito rich!

ok i will ask that bank of america withdrawals it all in silver, thanks pretty white boi!

ahh wut a feeling

why?

your name must be Progressive Insurance.

oooh look at you. "doing things"

you worked at that porn shop a little too long

i wear my hair like that sometimes. i gotta get me them sexy shades

wow its worse here than wi? thats sad

those legislators tried to make raw milk legal and they all drank raw milk and got sick? ha ha cow banner reminded me