Majin Mayhem

MAKE MICROPHALLUS GREAT AGAIN MMGA

Oh it was a 4am post what were you expecting? Shakespeare? Still butthurt I see

....I don’t vote....therefore I tend not to bitch about politics....

but I’m too sick to sleep.... ya know that...nose so stuffed you have to sleep with your mouth open shit?...I can’t do that... then I have the lung lugies....

cause I know what I look like....and my picture is in the picture thread....that’s all I need....I don’t crave that much attention

I mean it couldn’t be as bad as fifty shades of grey amirite?

not really......incest.....dude fucks his mom...his sister.....his grandma....any port in an incestuous storm

swing for the fences man...

finally 40 huh?

why? It’s not like it’s hard to understand..... i mean.... dude fucked his sister....

besides....I forgot this name doesn’t have a sig....I HAVE WORK TO DO

more or less....but I kinda knew it was coming....and I laughed all the way to the ban screen

oh come on.....bees? ......ok I can live with bees

well asshat what the hell is mine?

You have HOA’s

someone already made this thread

I don’t get anything but these.....makes everything numb

lol no you didn’t...

fuck no I’m not telling her how....I enjoy the silence

can use vpn to “hack” into dark web.. can’t bypass a permaban

this reminds me....I was looking through my saved emails and I found a dick pic....

couple things: 1) you’re too old 2) you’re too fat 3) I bet if you went to the fair and did the pull up challenge the marines always set up, not only could you not do a single one, but you’d be crying like the lil beta bitch you are

oh please...put me out....lol no skin off my back.... hope you get to feeling better tho