KimopoBotar

I'm honestly not sure if i need to see this movie. I'll wait for the reviews. I'm gonna need more weed before i go, too.

If you can't control it that sounds like mental illness.

Prove it. See a mental health care professional. Unless you're afraid. Not very alpha to be afraid of a shrink.

See a doctor. Could be nothing, could be really bad. Only way to know is to see a doc. We want you to not die so please take care of yourself.

Huh. Good to know.

Today was great. I spent it with my nieces. One of them keeps saying "you're my ben(my name)!" Which is sweet until you realize she's not trying to be, she's claiming ownership. She ain't kidding. I love being an uncle. It's rewarding and fun. When else do i get an excuse to color?

Huh. Double post.

A guy teaching me about fire wood said mulberry is harder than old peoples toenails.

You never played sports.

Begs the question: what does a professional dildoer need from a dildo? Do pro series dildos have qualities that an amature dildoer wouldn't need?

Apparently this car wash is far more exciting than the one i normally go to. I guess I'll have to wash my car here from now on.

Author, archeologist, architect, neuroscientist, forest/park ranger, all at different times.

Onions Cheese Beef or chicken Peppers Or Raisins (i know I'm weird) Walnuts Apple slices What ever dressing appeals most right at that moment. I never know what I'm going to pick.

Yeah. Probably.

I can't visit DF yet, so I don't really want my thread to go there.

Really depends on your tastes. She's cute and i think she likes me but I'm happily committed. And, you know, the doom.

I'm sorry but it's just too cute to be doom causing. But i guess that's how they get ya.

Really not trying to get any pussy here. At least not pussy that causes the fall of all who enter it.

So one of my coworkers has slept with two of my other coworkers. Both of those coworkers have held positions that I've been promoted to, including my current position. One was demoted for crashing a company vehicle and the other just recently got out of prison. I wonder if everyone else she has slept with has befallen a similar fate. I may have to find a way to weaponize her cursed cooter.

A furry?

That was the dopest shit ever.

What the actual fuck?

My family is used to it, but dishonored beef is gross.

Ooh i should look into getting those for my co-workers to help with electrolyte imbalance. We sweat a lot.

I'm 90% sure there's a porno that starts that way.