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yah the writing its pretty good. it is just too funny. i caught the end and didnt get all the jokes the first time but from start to finish it has me LOL like every other couple of minutes. its on Crackle

you will watch nicolas cage movies when shes on business trips or asleep like the rest of the men and like it!

with only 2 days to go til the Big Day, Zeni;s mom sets out on foot http://www.wistv.com/2019/02/11/not-rom-com-mom-scouting-date-son-draws-campus-ire/?fbclid=IwAR1wSfYDJTJK4nX5tx9IKLEOKn8J7mW4uvDmo0Lk0s19xWgzvplmHI6L-00

This woman posted madisons test scores and report card to her wall lol 🤣😂 awww

Its hilarious!

That actually happened to Michael Jordan i think. He was so good he got bored. Katy Perry had a thing where she cammed for the whole weekend and i checked on her at one point and she was having a discussion with all these people on how to handle accomplishment. Fuck all of them. Alllll of tthhheeeemmmm.

Ok thx...i will buy a bottle for tomorrow if this keeps up

*googles* You motherfucker i dont have AIDS!

So is mine so is mine

I see it in restaurants but don't know how to use it. So u just use the juice and dont get any of the peppers out, right?

Dont mention runs and diapers *shudders*

Mini ghost betters peepers so he can better see he cat he love 😻

We don't have that and i don't have the energy to make it into the store to get it 😭

Ill try anything 😭 Imma go eat 1 taco with a lot of diablo sauce Cant eat much. Eating makes it worse.

Cant even fuck myself 😭

Whatll that do? R u being serious? Cuz ill try it. I cant miss more work.

Fuck you viper Fuck you bnmjy

Couldn't catch my breath Couldn't get comfortable Couldn't focus on what i was saying Just have no energy It got worse after i ate something (cheerios) This fucking sucks I went from 1 hr cardio a day to not heing able to sit in a chair for 8 hrs stupid fucking stomach flu man!

Military hottie started his own whore chat. At first i was pissed. But me and Boo hung out in it and watched girls post pics and all the girls were severely beat. Boo and I were the only cute things in there...when she left i was...i mean SEVERELY BEAT...one looked kinda cute but her body was all deformed. Like all deflated. Def stuff only a 20 + year married husband needed to see. It was hilarious.

@CutieQuesadilla

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Theres this place here called insomniac cookies. Maybe see if theyre in your city? They deliver

Phillies i sick pamper me!

Mr. Bean (hed be making all those stupid faces and trying to talk dirty - ew)