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mumbo

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  1. sometimes you lose the dreams of yesterday.
  2. fucking you still should know i want more kids than ganghis khan
  3. i thought i loved you in like 2011, but right now your eyes, are not those of beauty but those of extreme plight, and i really have my own problems, bub i gotta save that shit for the ones who can carry my seed, comrade
  4. fucking butter-breakfast sober
  5. srs i can cook them, and old bay and lawrys seasoning salt hashbrowns after a night of extreme drinking
  6. i actually would have said i loved you until i found out you were male, M8
  7. as proven by your Korean histories
  8. no you do not look like a blonde little girl, but i appreciate your Nietzsche interpretations
  9. but i do like your philosophical assertions. although your eyes are none the appealing
  10. he was probably drunk or really stupid ive seen your eyes and they look like a little girls
  11. bacon egg and yellow cheese on a butter milk biscuit has nothing to do with a mcdonalds addiction. if you paid for the ingredients i can make you one better
  12. thats for when terrorists are holding me hostage for $40, silly
  13. before they ever reached 9/11 strength (j/k i smoked till '02)
  14. i dont know i quit smoking crack in basically 2001
  15. oh wait its not that....!
  16. thats not true, you have to spend $350 on an eightball from al-quada
  17. work, you, the Lord, and your shit... seems to make sense somehow... i think i get it
  18. i mean im always praying, but on the toilet it would be a little more discreet... anyway you and the Lord have a shitty relationship., thats okay with me
  19. you pray when your shitting? thats repulsive
  20. mumbo

    i love cats

    they get confused when you are mad... thats love isnt it?
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