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mumbo

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  1. fucking butter-breakfast sober
  2. srs i can cook them, and old bay and lawrys seasoning salt hashbrowns after a night of extreme drinking
  3. i actually would have said i loved you until i found out you were male, M8
  4. as proven by your Korean histories
  5. no you do not look like a blonde little girl, but i appreciate your Nietzsche interpretations
  6. but i do like your philosophical assertions. although your eyes are none the appealing
  7. he was probably drunk or really stupid ive seen your eyes and they look like a little girls
  8. bacon egg and yellow cheese on a butter milk biscuit has nothing to do with a mcdonalds addiction. if you paid for the ingredients i can make you one better
  9. thats for when terrorists are holding me hostage for $40, silly
  10. before they ever reached 9/11 strength (j/k i smoked till '02)
  11. i dont know i quit smoking crack in basically 2001
  12. oh wait its not that....!
  13. thats not true, you have to spend $350 on an eightball from al-quada
  14. work, you, the Lord, and your shit... seems to make sense somehow... i think i get it
  15. i mean im always praying, but on the toilet it would be a little more discreet... anyway you and the Lord have a shitty relationship., thats okay with me
  16. you pray when your shitting? thats repulsive
  17. mumbo

    i love cats

    they get confused when you are mad... thats love isnt it?
  18. mumbo

    i love cats

    i love cats cats they are smarter than 90% of the species that ever lived on the planet i love cats i love cats i love cats evolution by self identification as a domesticated animal i love cats and dogs smart
  19. give the credit where they deserve and complete demolish the ego where they fucked up
  20. i have had two 24kt gold fillings one i lost during an extraction but i still have $40 of gold in my mouth.... am i gangster?
  21. no. if people talked about my past, that would encompass people's interest in my life, which presently has figuratively zero participation.
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