Lasty

What if you're way out in the woods and no one brought their devices?

>_>;

You mean an ear worm?

No...

Not an alien pun, but I haven't seen this weirdo around the internet for a minute so it's cool even though there's no caption.

Yeah, it'd be great if they could do something instead of just watching because I have performance anxiety.

https://youtu.be/ouwtdH2zt9s?t=18

Well, don't go checking because I'm not about to start paying rent.

Cool

A stranger is just a friend you haven't taken candy from yet! ^__^

Got any snacks?

We are never alone...

Something a little basic lifetime bodily maintenance won't solve. I don't buy the whole notion that it can't have an effect on a person's development because they were "too young to remember".

I'm already in the crowd, mostly.

Do I have to get buttfucked in wyoming to get it?

I said tiny. That thing is a whale and I won't be able to park it anywhere.

Life. (not the board game)

A tiny one that can park easily, that's reliable, easy to repair and find parts for. Any suggestions?

What did he do?

Egyptians knew, man... they knew and they tried to warn us. It's all over, man!! zoinks

You're welcome! ^__^

Get your T.V.'s crush's boyfriend to beat it up so it'll feel inspired to write & sing a song about it. Worked for me, making all kinds of noise now...

Yeah, it's pretty much insane. To quote Rick Sanchez, "Scientifically speaking, traditions are an idiot thing." Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid. I have a friend who was circumcised and he's pretty messed up about it.

Your cat rules you

Nope...