Lasty

Pick a spot on the wall. Don't look away. Make sure to stand as far away from the edge of the urinal as possible to get as much spittle on the ground around the urinal as you can to make sure the janitor has something to do and so that people get to step in your piss. Talking is hit and miss. Strangers, almost always no, but if it's a bro it's cool. If other people are having a conversation, it's easier to get away with joining in than it is to start one. If you being slapped and yelled at, you are not in fact using a mens urinal but the sink in the womens restroom. Contrary to popular belief, this is frowned upon. Ignore the glory hole. Do not, under any circumstances, use a toilet stall to take a piss. If someone shits their pants waiting on you when there was an open urinal, you'll deserve whatever you get. All in all, men's public restrooms are terrible and no one should use them except in a dire emergency. I think the reason women take so long is that each one of them takes the time to individually clean the entire restroom after use.

Lying pie flies

The cake is a lie...

Busking. Self employed.

-_'

That's rough, bro.

My first decently recorded single...

You must be thinking of some other movie.

He was kind of in it I guess? As a computer.

Check out my pecs! Your pecs are epic. Thanks, bro.

Nice.

FUCK

I was just letting you know how rad it is. To tag people...

I'm not the one with cockroaches flowing from my nostrils like niagra falls

... but... those are cockroaches o_O

This is cerial biznesh. Everybody panic

No, those are coming out of all the holes in your head @_@

I thought that was where we were keeping the cotton candy to build our benevolent emprorer pandas palisade later

It's fitting of the Last_Words legacy

Why would you do anything on a date? They taste so gross, only old people eat them.

Your marked lack of enthusiasm is disconcerting. That was a rhetorical question and you were supposed to be all "F**K YEAH SMORES ARE GRATE* I need time to think about this,...

The ones who don't derail threads?! ... Oh wait... it was about madness anyhow. Nevermind.

Have a good one. 'till next time