SweetPreserves

I feel like saying Geroff! Like “get off” in cockney. Hi sexy boi!!!

Don’t get all snippy with me you infuckted individual! I’ve had countless issues with my throat and know what to do about it. *listen to the girl who had her throat sliced and chronic tonsillitis*

I ain’t steppin on no crack fool

LETS ALL SUCK DICK! *starts handing out dicks from a paper bag*

That actually helps it! .....

PLEASE DO! username is CriticElleError i must admit ever since the adds I haven’t been on as much. If I need to gab I hit my clan buddies up on PS party chat. When they are tired of me the leader goes “goodniiiight go to sleeeeep” and I do.

Wait I have to pull my lower lid down? Scandalous!

Hm, looks purple to me

It’s what I do. Don’t you remember how solid I was at keeping threads active!? Until finally I had to let them die. I have carried that trait over to Imgur. I have a million “Conversation Starter” trophies ALL because I never shut up!

I think I might! No way there are enough birds who will do me a solid and carry it off for their nest!

I’ll inform my mother. (Former alive person)

So you gonna marry us or what!?

Well they aren’t wrong. Take care of that. Maybe gargle with some warm salt water. They do make a numbing spray too. I hope you feel better.

Dip dip potato chip

Always have my back! I’ll return the favor. Trying to explain to everyone what a life is is time consuming anyway.

It’s all true except for the mom part. My soul got lodged into the servers. Haunting you all for eternity.

Sweet and sticky!

Well fuck you too then.

I’ll be taking that for my own use now. :3

That’s me in a nutshell

ITS ALMOST 100% DOG HAIR ..... oh no they are losing their winter coat! *grabs kids* GET TO THE CHOPPA! *HOUSE EXPLODES* *husky fur rains down from the skies* ITS EVERYWHERE... ITS EVERYWHERE!

Spread your buttcheeks man

Heard someone was talkin shit about me. I have a reliable source. So I swooped in to smack them around a bit. But now that I’m here I may as well stick around.