Still Me

I don't think anyone is...but I'm not disappointed, my real parents suck too

good god I hated those...go up a hill and you have no gas, go down a hill, fuckin full tank

good for you get a job

most likely with my luck lol

and road rage...but that's a subject for another day.... so anyways, my car tells me my fuel range and it hits the fuel light when I get to 44 miles...but as soon as it comes on...i fuckin panic..."omg I'm not gonna make it to the next station" "how am I getting to work" "I don't have money for a tow truck or that traveling fuel truck" "if I run out of fuel and throw my flashers on do I call the non-emergency police line" "are people passing me on the street gonna turn this into a 'typical blonde' thing" "my boss is gonna pick on me"

i need to send you vegeta

all aboard mothah fucka

both

dont get me wrong, we have a set of fluffy tan and chocolate brown ones...but I have this beach towel that I love more and tend to use it before the others

its because you can't

from what I've seen, you can't do either

i made this enchilada lasagna thing for work...it was awesome

assuming you can cook....mine is mashed potatoes

lol don't they look like magickarp that have just finally given up on life?

tell him yourself child

never

there is this place near where I buy those that makes them fresh...and those are crazy good

:D FBI =/= DEA even if it WAS true

actually that works, I can send the photo...a block would be nice, it would narrow it down for the local 5-0

diabetics can't have apples, grapefruit, watermelon, etc etc and if he was eating Splenda isn't good either...it's sucralose...made from sugar...and in studies have shown that it can affect blood sugar and insulin, not to mention has been noted in increasing the risk of cancer. It also is being studied because it tends to show that it kills the good bacteria in your stomach and intestines, also inhibits the body in creating more good bacteria

:D are you fucking serious? Go ask a diabetic what fruits he can and can't eat

really? Because you're probably the only person on earth it does that for...and even if I did....blood pressure would be the least of your problems with that bowl...how you haven't been diagnosed with high blood sugar by now is a near miracle...and how you haven't lost your foot due to the subsequent blood sugar should be in the Bible next to the birth of Jesus

at no point did I say it was healthier, but I'm certainly not deluding myself by saying that an acai bowl is healthy....