Still Me

get bent dick cheese

blacker than the ace of spades?

yeah...no...you got that wrong son....I was the one to have plastic surgery to repair my eye socket after the dog bit me in the face (true story...lucky I still have my left eye)

im a bucket of unpredictable...gotta keep that shit on yo toes

as long as she's that beautiful Carmel color I don't give a fuck

I have a stiff belief that it wouldn't be that bad...then again I'm not a lil bitch when it comes to pain...

na na...with a smaller less impressive dick...therefore whatever I was "blessed" with would look better by comparison...

hmm well considering I'm dating someone black the chances of the child having curly hair (or I believe the term is nappy) is pretty high...and no...it wouldn't remind me of my mother...my mother is a piece of shit....

if I had a dick I'd have probably tattooed it

uuuuh I don't think white people consider this...I mean...my brothers father had brown hair brown eyes, my mother has brown eyes blond curly hair, and my brother has brown eyes and red hair...my dad has black hair and green eyes...And I have straight blonde hair and well I think they call them "hazel eyes" but they go from blue to green to grey...none of white people genetics make sense...

good I'm happy for you...but forewarned...even though she is my mother she is still a piece of shit human being...don't let her know your social

....hello, my name is Still Me...I also go by Majin_Mayhem or TheHive...I was born on 9/11 and I am a Virgo...have we met?

take your pick...all states are shit

go for it...she'll care just as much about it as she does her first born...cause as much as I despise it...I'm the favorite...and the baby

welcome back bitch

oh...OHHH I thought you were leaving...never to return...what's the matter? Needed a break from the hustle and bustle of your board?

im not into incest tho....so...there's that

HEY!...make your state less a pile of burning human shit...just saiyan

in the toilet

i rarely talk to the half brother I have now....what's one more?

oh now she says she's going to Alabama after tomorrow....like that's any better...fuckin Alabama

this bitch lives in lake placid Florida...and I said to her "hey did you buy some supplies? Have you boarded up your sliding glass door?" And she says "na, *insert boyfriends name* says we'll be alright...we're headed up to Disney tonight"....BITCH YOU IG-NANT I HOPE YOU FUCKIN DIE NOW....

at home I have an assigned covered parking space so I don't have to worry about that....if I'm somewhere like the store or the mall...I go in and page the license plate, make and model of the car....then just wait

dude my skin is SUPER sensitive....like I'm allergic to grass and the fucking sun...but I can touch poison ivy and sumac and be completely fine....