Still Me

Google it.....see I can eat foie gras....but eating an unhatched baby duck....nuuuupe

Oh fuckin....GAWD

Heh...nope....I’ll pass thank you

balut eggs....I was gonna find a picture but....I just can’t...ew

Oh god no....ain’t nobody got time for that

I’m sorry was I talking to you?

Currently? I have mild cheddar, mozzarella, and real American cheese...the shit that actually melts...none of that kraft shit

Why...why would you go to the big Apple broke? There is this cannoli place in little Italy...there is this BANGIN cheesecake on broadway...and katz....KATZ!!!

CHEEEEEEESE

? yep...bad move

Bitch deserved it....you don’t put your hands on someone else just cause you think your gender dictates if they can hit back...

Oh god....DO PEOPLE CUM ON THEIR PHONES?!?....two things...1...wouldn’t that cause water damage?....and 2....I’m never touching someone else’s phone ever again

Yep lol....have you been to katz deli yet? Hop a taxi and fuckin GOOOOOO...man I miss NYC

Oh? And what is it to you?

Yes and I’d like not to

See I’m starting to feel old cause I never really thought it was funny to begin with...all these youngsters with their new fangled fashions....but there is this doughnut shop here that makes a “tide pod” frosted jelly filled doughnut...

Curling...most definitely

Eh...she doesn’t seem to care

My cats too pretty to go outdoors

Y’all fuckers don’t read tags....?

Lol

with my favorite veggie...bok choy