Still Me

get nice job, make rain

oh god

what do, life suck....

alright man.....but the offer still stands if you wanna pay my bills

aaaaaaand ya lost me

yeah yeah....see 2 slices....which is appropriate

yes....cause i was talking to you....but i didnt accuse you of eating too much....i merely stated that 1/4 pound of deli meat was too much food....but since you wanna take it personally...

it just seems like too much....6oz....is too much fucking meat...given what you pay for it....and its consumption....no...its WAY too much

and i apparently only mean you?

oh god no....that looks like vomit...

but the accouterments bring out the flavor of the meat

ah see correction....i never said 'YOU' ate too much food...

im glad....im really happy for you....but this is an argument about deli meat portions

same

girls want dat milk shake babeh

thats way too much food

ya know it never fails....as soon as i vacuum....i drop something

CHIRST how much meat are u using?

i know....im still saying i only eat 2 at a time....regardless....i mean think about it....6 oz of deli meat is FUCKING RIDICULOUS

uh....well mayo, lettuce, tomato, cheese.....meat.....but thats if im having a sandwich....i tend to go the lazy route and take 2 slices and roll em up and eat em

youre just desperate to give it away arent you?

jesus fuck....next time youre feeling frisky just pay my power bill k? i cant fathom blowing that amount of money....dont get me wrong...i blow my fair share of cash....but i keep my purchases within the 1-3 hundred dollar range....

i was researching portion sizes of deli meat and there are websites saying 6 oz is a portion size..... that means when i buy a pound of turkey...thats give or take 2 1/2 servings... WHO THE FUCK PUTS THAT MUCH MEAT ON A SANDWICH?....im a two slicer....2 SLICES....shit lasts me a week

arent you already doing that?