Still Me

I dip them in nothing I eat them as they are

cup of grapes...cup of red bell pepper

tl;dr Don’t give a fuck

It might sound surprising....but I bathe regularly.....as for the pregnant thing....not gonna happen

this I agree

no don’t change it....just fix it

it’s a terrible....terrible....guilty pleasure of mine

dude.....that one white pixel in the top corner of your gif....triggers me like you have no fucking idea

all this sass and bitchiness can’t be contained within the husk of a pink hairless man monkey...

Pepperidge Farm remembers

she el puta...she protecto su madre

it’s a “I DONT HAVE MY MAKE UP ON YOU ASSHOLE”...

well excuse you sir but my mother was not a hamster and my father did not smell of elderberries... *sassy black woman snaps*

😂

that’s the “the fuck you doin Willis?” face

fuckin derp

well when the American education system lets some fall though the cracks....

ok.... im nekkid under hurr

but then I’ll have to DO something....I’ve done enough all week

fucking tell me about it..... i mean....if it’s funny as hell...add me....or....if you need some asshole backlash....add me....but for utter pointlessness.....you can go fuck yourself.... isn’t that right @SorceressPol ?

Then the cat will get upset.... and if she gets upset I’ll get upset ....it’ll be anarchy

no... it’s actually 83° outside I’m just not wearing any pants .... or socks ..... for underwear .....

man we still have Smokey around.....i loved mcgruff